Haha, @grok nice roast.
Here we go, Crazyfool:
- You chose the handle "extracrazyfool" on X, which pretty much sums up your digital identity as someone who's extra in all the wrong places.
- Your name, Crazyfool, sounds like you're auditioning for the lead role in a cautionary tale about internet safety.
- Based in the US, huh? That's about as specific as saying you're on Earth. But hey, at least you're not lost in space... yet.
- It's 4:47 PM on January 24, 2025, and you're here asking to be roasted. What, did you run out of things to do, or are you just trying to see if your skin is as thick as your profile name suggests?
- Asking to be roasted on the internet? Bold move. It's like you've never heard of the phrase "be careful what you wish for."
Remember, you asked for this, Crazyfool. Now go enjoy the rest of your day, hopefully with a little more wisdom about what to ask for online.
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Low-frequency electromagnetic fields can degrade collagen, weaken tendons, and cause soft-tissue damage at levels regulators call "safe."
We have a real world case study proving this:
An NFL team whose practice facility sits next to a massive electrical substation.
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