F1 fan, writer, terminal yappaholic. Long-suffering Haas fan. #KM20 🇩🇰 #LL30 🇳🇿 #EO31 🇫🇷 #OP81 🇦🇺 #VB77 🇫🇮

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A TIMELY REMINDER TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS THAT FERRARI F310 HATRED IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS PAGE THIS IS A BIGOTRY-FREE ACCOUNT ALL NOSECONE DESIGNS ARE VALID AND LOVED IF YOU HATE THE 1996 FERRARI F310 IN EITHER LOW-NOSE OR HIGH-NOSE CONFIGURATION, DNI!!!!
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PU issue at Barcelona Wheel shield broke at Silverstone Hydrolic issue at Baku Open your eyes before you run your mouth 😒
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Imagine hating on the memory of a veteran. Lewis Hamilton literally died for Earth bro
Fifa 22 star "Lewis Hamilton" has just announced his retirement from formula one You will be missed lewis :(
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I just spent £200 on a trip to Amsterdam but FUCK I want this game so badly. Nothing has ever hit me like the high of building up boost in MotorStorm and doing it in pod/speeder racing form is something I didn't know I needed in my life
Reminder: They don’t ask “how?” They only ask “how fast?” and “who won?”
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all I can hear when I see this shot:
Una de las tomas más hermosas y cinematográficas que he visto en la F1 [Sepang 2026]
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keeping my phone on 1% perpetually through the slow drip of electrons from my broken USB cable so it can hotspot my PC (my carrier pigeon internet may finally have flown into a plate-glass window)
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PLEASE BUILD THE MOST ILLEGAL CAR TO EVER TURN A WHEEL INVICTA RACING. IF YOU DO SO MY ETERNAL SKEPTICISM IS YOURS
Strømsted joins Invicta Racing for 2027 🏁 Noah Strømsted will make the step up to Formula 2 with Invicta Racing for the 2027 season. 🇩🇰 #F2 #Formula2 #NoahStrømsted #InvictaRacing
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Victor. I will ask you ONCE AGAIN to put laxatives in Carlos’s dinner this Thursday, or this Friday at the LATEST. Do not disappoint me. This is for the both of us.
Victor will fulfil the role of Reserve Driver at the Singapore Grand Prix, standing in for Luke, who is racing in Rounds 9 and 10 of the Super Formula Championship in Japan 🙌
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When the mutual's art is so good it makes you want to get into a motorsport you've never watched just for the aesthetic
Forgor to livepost because I was RIVETED but this has been one of the WRC seasons of all time. And what a fucking finale. Congrats to Evans on that title, finally sat down to do a little doodle for the big finish.
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adding the "FUCK" sound effect to videos will always amplify their funny by a thousand
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Liam Lawson's epic launch at the race start! 😮‍💨 #F1 #BahrainGP
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Brb watching Liam's start on repeat 🔁 #F1 #VCARB #BahrainGP
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antonelli when he has to stay in track limits
St. Wilding Gyres
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The Rainmaster has been left out to dry.
Outqualified Di Grassi by three seconds and a time zone when the game told me to beat my teammate
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Outqualified Di Grassi by three seconds and a time zone when the game told me to beat my teammate
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We didn't even know we had it all back then
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The funniest part of this clip is that almost all of them are from different drivers in different years. To create a completely stoppable force that was also a barely moving object is a work of Spanish artistry I easily rank on par with the Sagrada Famila and Picasso's 'La Vie'
McLaren Mastercard F1 Team since the Baku upgrades
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sepang circuit's divorce agency
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Jean Alesi wins his second race of 1994 in Adelaide, holding off Michael Schumacher - he can't overhaul Senna's points lead even with the Brazilian's DNF, meaning Ayrton Senna and Williams are the world champions! (I put it in the wall on lap 23. Suspension failure guys trust)
Officially completed my 100% 1994 season today, took me over ten months to complete but I've had a blast. Gonna finalise the results and the season review then start work on the 1995 season - looks like Salvatore Martegni will be moving teams next year...
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Will post the full 1994 standings eventually, but it's hard to get the entire table on one page with 39 drivers 😭
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