I’M F*CKING BEGGING YOU, MAN: - Start a Faceless YouTube channel - Pick a PROVEN niche - Find Freelancer's online to make the videos for you (upwork/fiverr) - Post the videos consistently and review them to make adjustments - Get monetized - Invest more into your videos - Leverage other opportunities like sponsorships/ affiliate links, ebooks etc - Scale past $10k/month - Buy back your time - Meet a good woman, start travelling - Enjoy time with your aging parents - Invest your cash flow into other assets Here’s EXACTLY how to accomplish the first five: 1. START THE CHANNEL (20 MINUTES) Create a fresh Google account and place a Brand Account under it so you can eventually give an editor access without sharing your password. Turn on two-factor authentication. Before uploading, spend three days watching content in your niche like a normal viewer. This builds your research feed and teaches YouTube what you’re interested in. 2. PICK THE NICHE Use these filters: Several channels in the niche that have generated at least 1M views during the past 90 days You can get the transcripts of the videos and send them to claude to brainstorm more ideas Your audience and niche can be the difference between earning $3 and over $15 per 1,000 views. DONT OVERTHINK. Just pick what has done well and is still doing well and what you can actually spend time working on. 3. BUILD THE STACK ($50-$100 To start your production) ChatGPT makes the thumbnails. Use existing thumbnail templates from your research niches/competitors and emulate their format, but make it relevant to your video CLAUDE writes the scripts. Feed it transcripts from 10 winning videos in your research sheet. ElevenLabs handles the voice. Pick one voice and keep it. Your voice becomes a massive part of your channel’s identity. Hire video editors on Fiverr/upwork/onlinejobs so they can get the footages, edit the videos and put it all together 4. POST minimum once video per week Keep them at least 8 minutes long. After 8 minutes, youtube rolls out MID ROLL ads, and having these ads on videos enables us to earn more per viewership. The packaging, which is the title and thumbnail is very important Must hook your audience within the first three seconds when they click Before uploading, check everything on your phone: Nothing important in the bottom 20% or right 15% of the screen 1080 × 1920 with no black bars Voice peaking around -3 dB Music approximately 18 to 22 dB below the voice No echo No title card as the opening frame Captions perfectly synchronized 5. GET MONETIZED Right now, full long form ad-revenue eligibility requires 1,000 subscribers and 4000 watch hours Beginning February 1, 2027, new creators will need 8000 watch hours . Creators already inside YPP won’t be affected by the increased entry requirement. We are still in october. Stop wasting time. After your 10th video, study your floor, meaning the middle result among your bottom third of videos: Floor rising with at least two videos reaching 5× your median? Increase volume and pay more for your videos. Floor staying flat? Change the format, not necessarily the niche Floor close to zero? Recheck your niche selection and production checklist The remaining goals never needed a complicated guide because everyone already knows they want them. LOCK IN.