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Grok explains how it would take advantage of losing its job to a woman.

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Tune in at 11 AM EST tomorrow for POWER HOUR. 6 rapid-fire markets over 60 minutes. This week's theme is AI. It will be very artificial and very intellgient.

Surprising new poll finds that most people think Timothee Chalamet lasts longer in bed than Tom Holland.

Today we achieved an enormous milestone... We installed a Doner stand in what used to be our defunct third bathroom. If any other founders are curious about how to install Doner in their office, DM us!

I FINISHED MY FACTMACHINE CHALLENGE IN LESS THAN A MONTH! Remember when I started a public challenge trying to run 1k up to 100kFM$, to prove that absolutely any newcomer joining the platform can scale their balance to massive numbers by staying both flexible and high-conviction? All transactions are completely public, and anyone can hop on the platform to trace my entire journey from start to finish. Over this past month, I’ve traded from all kinds of places: an airport in Greece with terrible Wi-Fi during Power Hour, a Swiss airport, and stuck in line at the Polish and Ukrainian borders. It was an absolute banger, super cool, and I’d do it all over again. Huge thanks to @factmachine for giving me this kind of opportunity! It’s really sad there aren't physical rewards anymore, because I would have loved to get a custom FactMachine ring to wear around and flex on everyone with how cool I am. It's a dream fr @factmachine , can we make that happen??👉👈🥺

POWER HOUR returns tomorrow at 11 AM EST. This week we'll be discussing society's most challenging moral quandaries. See you soon. We love you.

FactMachine CMO blames Harvey Weinstein for his sexual inadequacy.

Who deserves a presidential pardon more: Tay-K or YNW Melly?

I gave the fly brain $50 to trade on Factmachine. It lost all my money betting that jet fuel does not melt steel beams and that Trump is not bribing people to vote for him.

POWER HOUR returns tomorrow at 11 AM EST. This week we will be discussing Presidential Pardons! Tune in live on FactMachine and X. We love you.

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POWER HOUR is back tomorrow at 11 AM EST. 6 rapid-fire flash markets over 60 minutes. The theme is Gym, and we will be running a 5K during the stream. See you soon.

We had the privilege of having @49ers wide receiver Daejon Love stop by the office yesterday! We agreed him to full access to our company's financials in exchange for signing shirts for the engineering team. Let's go San Francisco!

69% of People Think they Could Guard Daejon Love, per new poll.

84% say Lindsay Clancy is Responsible for Killing her Children. Do you agree?