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this is so good ong
the entire timeline is obsessed with intelligence rn.
artificial, super, extreme, superior, even retarded intelligence.
meanwhile super inu is sitting at $30m mc!!!
two of the biggest narratives rn are
intelligence and inus, and nobody thought to combine them? like what???
inutelligence. $INU
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it literally shows the " hot dog " on web??????
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since p/xmr apparently invented native tokens on a chain that doesn't support
tokens, i decided to launch p/SHIT.
same revolutionary tek.
every transaction is mathematically verified, every balance is cryptographically accounted for and every word makes it sound like we invented a new blockchain.
no smart contracts. no token standard.
just a shitcoin with a 40-page whitepaper.
p/SHIT.
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i launched what i believe is the first xmr-native token system built around solana, but the interesting part is how it actually works underneath.
monero has no smart contracts, no native token standard and no programmable bonding curves, so i built around that limitation instead of trying to abstract it away. p/xmr separates the market interface from the underlying settlement system: solana gives the asset a liquid, composable surface while the core accounting model is derived from real monero mainnet activity.
underneath p/xmr is a deterministic registry connected to a dedicated monero curve wallet. xmr entering that wallet becomes an input to a fixed constant-product bonding curve. confirmed transactions are ordered directly from monero, converted into curve state using integer arithmetic, and folded into a hash-chained registry containing the reserves, positions, supply state and current registry root.
the xmr isn't wrapped, bridged or represented by an xmr-pegged asset somewhere else. it remains native xmr inside a monero wallet.
the verification layer is what makes the architecture different. the curve wallet publishes its private view key, allowing anyone to independently observe its incoming xmr activity. registry roots are committed back into monero transactions, reserve proofs can demonstrate control of the reported xmr balance, and the entire registry can be rebuilt from genesis by scanning monero and replaying the same deterministic rules.
instead of asking a smart contract what happened, you can derive what happened.
every confirmed input advances the same state machine. the curve determines issuance and price from the reserve relationship, fees are accounted for inside that state, and once the curve exhausts its real token inventory the system graduates into its post-curve liquidity phase using the reserve accumulated through the market.
solana is where the token can exist as a normal programmable asset, but xmr is what gives p/xmr its underlying settlement and reserve structure.
the goal was never to put a fake version of monero on another chain. it was to figure out how to make monero itself part of the machinery behind a token market while preserving native xmr settlement underneath it.
that is p/xmr.
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introducing p/shit the first native-shitcoin token
aqua-tiny-moose-769.mypinata…
i launched what i believe is the first xmr-native token system built around solana, but the interesting part is how it actually works underneath.
monero has no smart contracts, no native token standard and no programmable bonding curves, so i built around that limitation instead of trying to abstract it away. p/xmr separates the market interface from the underlying settlement system: solana gives the asset a liquid, composable surface while the core accounting model is derived from real monero mainnet activity.
underneath p/xmr is a deterministic registry connected to a dedicated monero curve wallet. xmr entering that wallet becomes an input to a fixed constant-product bonding curve. confirmed transactions are ordered directly from monero, converted into curve state using integer arithmetic, and folded into a hash-chained registry containing the reserves, positions, supply state and current registry root.
the xmr isn't wrapped, bridged or represented by an xmr-pegged asset somewhere else. it remains native xmr inside a monero wallet.
the verification layer is what makes the architecture different. the curve wallet publishes its private view key, allowing anyone to independently observe its incoming xmr activity. registry roots are committed back into monero transactions, reserve proofs can demonstrate control of the reported xmr balance, and the entire registry can be rebuilt from genesis by scanning monero and replaying the same deterministic rules.
instead of asking a smart contract what happened, you can derive what happened.
every confirmed input advances the same state machine. the curve determines issuance and price from the reserve relationship, fees are accounted for inside that state, and once the curve exhausts its real token inventory the system graduates into its post-curve liquidity phase using the reserve accumulated through the market.
solana is where the token can exist as a normal programmable asset, but xmr is what gives p/xmr its underlying settlement and reserve structure.
the goal was never to put a fake version of monero on another chain. it was to figure out how to make monero itself part of the machinery behind a token market while preserving native xmr settlement underneath it.
that is p/xmr.
white-near-flamingo-764.mypi…
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since this larp went to 300k, i made a better narra.
i literally put a cat inside IPFS.
the same tek that stores the metadata for pretty much every memecoin on Solana.
every coin has metadata. now there's a cat living inside it.
aqua-tiny-moose-769.mypinata…
literally anyone can make an ipfs and put anything in it??
y'all are genuinely so retarded bro
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literally anyone can make an ipfs and put anything in it??
y'all are genuinely so retarded bro
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i launched what i believe is the first xmr-native token system built around solana, but the interesting part is how it actually works underneath.
monero has no smart contracts, no native token standard and no programmable bonding curves, so i built around that limitation instead of trying to abstract it away. p/xmr separates the market interface from the underlying settlement system: solana gives the asset a liquid, composable surface while the core accounting model is derived from real monero mainnet activity.
underneath p/xmr is a deterministic registry connected to a dedicated monero curve wallet. xmr entering that wallet becomes an input to a fixed constant-product bonding curve. confirmed transactions are ordered directly from monero, converted into curve state using integer arithmetic, and folded into a hash-chained registry containing the reserves, positions, supply state and current registry root.
the xmr isn't wrapped, bridged or represented by an xmr-pegged asset somewhere else. it remains native xmr inside a monero wallet.
the verification layer is what makes the architecture different. the curve wallet publishes its private view key, allowing anyone to independently observe its incoming xmr activity. registry roots are committed back into monero transactions, reserve proofs can demonstrate control of the reported xmr balance, and the entire registry can be rebuilt from genesis by scanning monero and replaying the same deterministic rules.
instead of asking a smart contract what happened, you can derive what happened.
every confirmed input advances the same state machine. the curve determines issuance and price from the reserve relationship, fees are accounted for inside that state, and once the curve exhausts its real token inventory the system graduates into its post-curve liquidity phase using the reserve accumulated through the market.
solana is where the token can exist as a normal programmable asset, but xmr is what gives p/xmr its underlying settlement and reserve structure.
the goal was never to put a fake version of monero on another chain. it was to figure out how to make monero itself part of the machinery behind a token market while preserving native xmr settlement underneath it.
that is p/xmr.
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froink is at $2M rn.
but the gif literally originated from Party Parrot.
an OG internet meme with years of history, its own website and an entire cult around it.
this should be the perfect beta play?
cultofthepartyparrot.com/
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i literally just found the next grumpy cat!
angy is literally the internet slang for angry cats.
2.1M views in a few hours and people are already memeing the shit out of him
there are multiple posts on x with over 1m views!
and with custom pfps the content is literally endless.
$ANGY
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financial ddosing is trending on x right now, but there’s one problem:
the only people actually getting paid from attention are already rich.
yap changes that.
right now yap doesn’t even have a real project owning the narrative, and “mysterious source of income” fits it almost too perfectly.
anyone can post.
anyone can earn.
your timeline becomes the income source.
$INCOME
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slightly used f150 4U8MsS5ZXa6fX1VyNChprdb6Vg2WnkWApQJmBK6eEYB2
Selling my 99' F150 $3k or OBO
I can no longer drive due to a medical issue related to my cancer diagnosis. This is the only reason I am selling it. And I need the money to get caught up on house hold bills.
The truck is running in the video.
207K Miles
Daily Driver
Considered a Classic in Mississippi and it did have an Antique tag on it.
Needs. An AC Compressor and Heater Core.
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solana literally supports @UsePaid, and we literally have the best narra that no one's done right..
Solana SPAM TWEETS about acceleration too.
Everything is being Accelerated.
Search: x.com/search?q=From%3Asolan… $ACCELERATE
they just had the alpenglow update as well, and they do have x money??
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