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Replying to @zerochills
He was deff gonna give the real one, until she started going off again 😂 that hessi before the kill 😂
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I’ve seen this team do crazy shit bro, I got faith that they’ll come back
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literally worked on this show and I don't know who he is
Belmont Cameli, known as Garrett Graham from "Off Campus," throws the first pitch at the White Sox game!
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You walk into a coffee shop in Oak Lawn and see 4 White Sox jerseys. The Jewel is a sea of Sox wear. Most Holy Redeemer Catholic school is out of uniform only if you wear Sox gear. St Xavier baseball moved practice today so they could watch together. The South Side is alive.
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*Me at work while everyone is posting about being at the White Sox game*
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I actually hate the fact that if you catch a ball they guilt you into giving it to a kid. I’d give it to the kid because it makes me happy to see them happy. But if I didn’t want to, I shouldn’t be shamed for it
Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square ⚾️
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Don't harm opossums! They’re harmless and actually really helpful. They keep pests under control by eating ticks, roaches, rats, and scorpions, clean up dead animals, and even help spread seeds. Basically, they’re nature’s cleanup crew
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The roof starting to go onto Tina’s hospital. I still genuinely don’t feel like it’s real. All I can think of is the 1000s of street dogs who will have their lives changed here. Tina would just love it 🎾❤️
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Imagine having a Michelin chef at home that helps you make money. And it’s a robot. The future is bright, hopefully
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AI should be pushed to help people make money first before replacing all jobs etc. I could really get on board with having GROK do all of my chores every single day. Heck, maybe I won’t have to end up in a nursing home when I’m old that way
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Powerball numbers was 16 23 32 36 54 9 Damn. It really be that easy. Lock in twin
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I never expected the word terpenes to become such an orgasmic word in my vocabulary
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Dispensaries lack hard af by not putting a “fresh new batch” or “new arrivals” tab on their filters
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What if we get an anime villain with no sad backstory, who is just purely evil for the love of the game?
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G.O.A.T Shht!
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“Wait & save” SAVE WHAT MY NIGGA??
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your telling me people HATED this song when it came out???
now playing …
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Normalize keeping the ball if you caught it fair & square ⚾️
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the power of friendship
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If HSA’s want to be so technical and shit, why not add a regulation for decibels when someone wants to play music outside. That way you know what, fuck you neighbor, this mf is below 80 decibels, let me enjoy myself in peace
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They say killing someone takes the spark out of your eye. So does Major trauma. So does growing up and slaving away to make a living. Thing is, that the truly wisest humans, never kept that spark, without any of that. They know too much. They’ve been taught too much. They’ve adapted to keep a poker face. The spark comes when it needs to. That’s the beauty of life. Continuing on to get that spark back, even for one second, yet again later on. Life is too short. Attitude beats ego. Huge life hack
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