Defender of cargo shorts. Music industry bottom feeder. File under: Post-Taco Belch Core

Pittsburgh, PA
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Had an interesting day at the track on Saturday. Guy in the yellow Focus made things exciting for me.
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Hahaha! Imagine that, the idiots that backed Trump ended up being losers. Nice job, Canada.
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As a symbolic gesture, at 2PM today I am going to stand in front of the Fort Pitt Tunnel and let absolutely everything go past me.
Penguins goaltender Tristan Jarry will be placed on waivers today at 2:00 PM.
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I'm old enough to remember when a Steelers playoff game was fun to watch and brought promise of things to come. Now it has all the energy of a Pirates opening day.
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Can someone tell me which streaming service this year's playoff game is on? I'm apparently watching one from the last 10 years.
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I'm not much of a "sports gambler" guy, but I would wager that the Edmonton players probably had drinks last night. Or maybe this afternoon.
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Another classic battle between an actual NHL goalie and whatever the hell Tristan Jarry is.
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I wasn't expecting any surprises here, but I had no idea that Japandroids officially broke up.
It's time for Stereogum's annual video tribute to all the bands who broke up this year. R.I.P. stereogum.com/2290425/bands-…
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The last time I saw a Van that wide open, two guys were selling speakers out of the back of it.
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Once again the Penguins pants have been pooped.
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The fact that two Pittsburgh GMs looked at Tristan Jarry and said "that's the guy" is a real fucking head scratcher.
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Keep raising that trade value, fella!
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Gonna give this a try. If any of you cats and kittens are inclined to follow....
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Gonna leave the audio highlights of this period as my voicemail for when the Pens ticket sales guy calls.
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Simple Minds are going to be able to afford a new Toyota Camry thanks to the royalty checks from this game.
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If this team is going to continue to be a dumpster fire on skates, then please give me more 6-5 games.
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Jarry did the same thing on that goal as a dog does when you fake throwing the tennis ball.
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Beauvillier sounds like a trim level for the Pontiac Bonneville.
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Man.... feels like the season just started and it's already 5 past Jarry.
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Last week a fella from the Penguins called trying to sell me a season ticket package. I said "get rid of Jarry and I'll consider it." I really hope he takes me up on my offer.
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Watching the Bruins get dick punched is a real mid-week pick me up.
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