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Can a monkey understand money? Seven capuchins were handed metal tokens and taught that a coin bought food. They learned it. When prices dropped they bought more, and when their budgets shifted they adjusted, basic market logic with no training manual. $FELIX was the one. An alpha with a hard preference for Jell-O, he bought it every time it was on the menu. One he cleared the till, launched the token basket into the group cage, and caused chaos. When the coins were gone, he paid the others in food to get them back. The first monkey salesman was born. Open the monkey market! youtu.be/DUd8XA-5HEk?t=236 papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.… nytimes.com/2005/06/05/magaz…
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The distance between dreams and reality is called action. - Felix
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Bros after hitting a $28 lick on a trade
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Bananas and GAINS
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How the average crypto bro be flexing on social media
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buckle up.
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Seal the deal. I know what’s coming.
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Fuk a job, learn to trade
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When the reversal kicks in ... $FELIX
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I started with 1 silver token in a lab $FELIX
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"Monkey Market"
🚨MONKEYS MASTER MONEY: STUDY SHOWS PRIMATES TRADE, SAVE, AND YES—EVEN SELL SEX Yale researchers taught capuchin monkeys to use currency, and things got wild. Not only did these fuzzy financiers learn to comparison shop and hunt for bargains, but one entrepreneurial monkey even invented the world's oldest profession—trading coins for some monkey business. The study reveals we share some eerily similar money habits with our primate cousins, from playing it safe with investments to panic-selling during market crashes. Turns out being bad with money might just be evolutionarily hardwired! Source: Yale University Research, BBC, Freakonomics
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Onboarding the normies..
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Trade hard Party harder
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We early fam. The monkey market stays open rain or shine. $FELIX in da cut
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I do it all for the jello.
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Trading like a Giga Chad all day n night ain’t a privilege it’s my birthright “FELIX FLEX”
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Felix buys the fear
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Going band 4 band on the next event. @orangie @rasmr_eth lock in!
The energy was high in Singapore 🇸🇬 Trading as a spectator sport lives on the Frontier Next stop: 📍Solana Breakpoint London 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Dexscreener socials updated - monkey business
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I traded silver tokens for jell-o for over 6 month. Trying this meme coin thing now, brb. - Felix
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