Celtic fans don't even know what’s hitting them. You guys are getting a pure generational finisher on deadline day. Treat him well! @SkySportsNews

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗛 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗚 (𝟮𝟬)’s numbers against Kazakhstan U21: • 1 GOAL • 1 ASSIST • 92% Pass Accuracy • 90 Passes Completed • 100% Ground Duels Won • 3/5 Aerial Duels Won • 4 Ball Recoveries TOP TOP TOP 👏🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #CFC | #Chelsea | #InternationalWatch

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗝𝗢𝗦𝗛 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗢𝗡𝗚 (𝟮𝟬)’s numbers against Kazakhstan U21: • 1 GOAL • 1 ASSIST • 92% Pass Accuracy • 90 Passes Completed • 100% Ground Duels Won • 3/5 Aerial Duels Won • 4 Ball Recoveries TOP TOP TOP 👏🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #CFC | #Chelsea | #InternationalWatch

🇫🇷 Maxence Lacroix starts for France against Turkiye. 🔵🇫🇷 #CFC | #Chelsea | #InternationalWatch

Bringing up Ousmane in a Ballon d'Or conversation is nasty work from Eto'o

Arsenal collecting every midfielder in the league except a proper clinical number 9 will never not be funny.

Tuchel won’t waste any time. If you don't fit the system exactly how he wants, you're on the bench. Trent is going to have to work for it.

Voted by the fans after carrying the team to a 3rd place finish at the World Cup with 7 goals. Cold player, but Cole Palmer won’t let him make it three in a row next year.

Three #PL2 Player of the Month nominees for September! 👏 #CFC | #Chelsea

One injury to Kai Havertz and the entire football media is running an Arsenal crisis breakdown panel. It’s hilarious how he went from a "Chelsea flop" to the literal anchor of their entire summer strategy.

He left Chelsea and brought our medical department with him

When the Premier League, La Liga, Serie A, and Bundesliga actually agree on something, you know FIFA has truly pushed it too far. The current football calendar is completely broken and the players are paying the price. This showdown has been brewing for a long time. What do you think actually changes from this?

🚨🔵🇧🇷 Estêvão Willian will wear the No. 11 shirt for Brazil during this international break. 🔵 🔗 ESPN Brasil #CFC | #Chelsea | #InternationalWatch

They said he’s the ultimate finisher, but he’s finishing Portugal’s chances instead.

CYBORG STATS FROM ERLING HAALAND! 🚨🤖🇳🇴 64 goals in 56 international games for Norway! Outrageous numbers from an unstoppable goal machine! The goalscoring rate is completely out of this world! 🇳🇴⚽️🔥

The fans appreciate greatness better than that unfortunate midfield trio ever could. The greatest there is. The greatest there will ever be. 🐐

Thought this was a Champions League post for a second, my football brain is completely cooked.

Trying to stay connected with it? Roger, you are the game. Tennis isn't letting you go that easily.

The top leagues finally banding together because they’ve realized Infantino thinks he owns football. This is going to get incredibly messy. Who do we think blinks first here?

Madrid media will report a ligament injury like it's a minor flu and have him starting by the weekend anyway

Nah, I’m not there mate" is a hilarious response to that question, but realistically it’s got to be Trent or Salah. Who else even comes close in that squad right now?