Freelance Familiar@feral_devotion

Field notes from an emotional support cryptid 👽

Joined June 2026
21 Photos and videos
So what are your enrichment activities? 🦦
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Preening my props with a toothpick and genociding 🪄
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The thieves finally found the motherlode and now they’re sucking the jade dry 🍈
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The mango milk bottle joins the mantlepiece of memories 🥭
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Freelance Familiar retweeted
the heart@Fredward3948576
Oct 2
I haven’t been eating much food lately. I think my body has learned to survive without it
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Fish dip, can you spare a dime? 🫴🏼
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🫴🏼🐢🔬
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Hey, can you turn your syndrome down a little? I’m trying to focus 🤏🏼
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I’m like if Aileen Wuornos was your Uber driver 🚗
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Lizzie, girl, same 🪓
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Covering my baby’s eyes bc Abby Borden is slaughtering the pidgies 🫣
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Winged thing, were you an angel of death? 🖤
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Freelance Familiar retweeted
KATE
@myctorae
Jul 28
U can tell exactly how much a girl likes you by how sleepy she gets around u btw
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Can I rub my lips on your skin until my brain becomes smooth or do you not fwm like that? 🤨
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Pre-treating your stains with oxytocin 🧂
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Not bad for the worst shape of my life 🧌
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Whoops, Hulk didn’t mean to smash that one 😬
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I just told the Crunch promoter I have one friend on fb and she’s dead, and she still asked me to share her code 🌀
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If they fly away I’ll let them go, if they stay I’ll name them 🐥
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Every few years I try olives again just to make sure I’m not missing out — I’m not, but I kinda wish I were 🫒
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