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This year, I decided to build a site that finds the closest good pizza to wherever you are in NY. Personally, in my extremely unbiased opinion, think its the best NYC pizza guide out there: fernspizza.com Bookmark this thread before your next slice run….
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it's time to retire the CAPTCHA....
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The trick to staying skinny is to eat thin pizza.
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I don't always fast, but when I do, I make sure to properly feast afterwards.
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pretty sure the only way to eat a freshly caught tuna is to eat the entire thing with friends in one sitting. this is normal.
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a new challenger has entered the arena. Top tier.
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imagine having so much motion that even invoking his name completely reverses a "final" decision. All hail King (of NY) Brunson.
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not sure what happened. They forgot the tomato sauce. I need to speak to the manager.
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Entering a very majong lady phase of my life right now.
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Apparently there's an h in there too. My wife has informed me
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was not expecting to check off this spot from my To Try list at a Unicorn themed bday party but life is mysterious sometimes. Delicious AF. Way better than the Bronx spots from yesterday.
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hit up a few og spots in the Bronx today for the first time. Pretty solid. The Kalshi pizza box ad stole the show though. Promote this employee asap. Or come work w me. Either are acceptable outcomes.
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for some weird reason pizzerias aren't open at 10am so I had to eat this breakfast burrito instead.
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What's the concern?
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there are few things in NY as good as a fresh, hot everything bagel. this is from one of my favorite spots.
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cryptic tweet #1.
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wait, you guys get your pineapples at the store?
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wait you guys get your milk at the store?
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Forgive me internet for I have sinned. It's been too many days since my last pizza porn post.
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pineapple does NOT belong on pizza - it belongs in a Pina colada, a perfect drink.
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RIP Dolly. Jolene is one of the greatest songs ever written.
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