Nothing irritates me more than someone trying to make a casual conversation with me, when they owe me an apology but they’re pretending like nothing happened.

Ten words Most Nigerians say, That pisses me off so much. 😡 1. Menses 2. Brazier 3. Parambulate 4. Trafficate 5. Shimi instead of singlet 6. Ease yourself 7. Peradventure 8. Tonation 9. Washing hand basin 10. Protein 11. Pomade

Black Market!!!!!! That’s the Tweet!!! Get in joorrrr We broke that record mehn! And guess what guys, I worked on the record breaking film🥺🫢Up Nollywood!!!

If you like go carry belle, December don dey reach. You no go follow us do oblee😂

i go try this relationship thing one last time, if i cheat im done 💔

Nobody treats you worse than a guy, you lowered your standards for.

Dear valued customer ❤️ Your hair is ready and was supposed to be sent out today, but unfortunately, the heavy downpour made it impossible for me to dispatch it. I sincerely apologize for the little delay and any inconvenience this may have caused you. 🙏🏽 Please bear with me. Your hair will be sent out tomorrow without fail. Thank you so much for your patience, understanding, and continued trust in my brand. #OneHairBoss

Fresh babe🥵🔥

I know you’ve been home all day, but at least take a shower, it’s 7pm btw

Solar inverter Home router/wifi Washing machine Air conditioner An iPad or a second phone A rechargeable fan A good mattress Refrigerator A quality cookware etc

Why is the yam, looking yellow Do they now add palm oil, because I don’t understand again o

Couple behind me : look, babe there’s only two chocolate cakes left and that’s my favorite Me : two chocolates cakes pls.🙂

Come with my friend and I, to eat Dog meat and plantain (404) You can never take the calabar girl, out of me.🙂

What’s so hard about putting your names on WhatsApp?? I have no clue who is “~🌸🫧💄💄🧚”

Is Guinea fowl from Guinea??

What I ordered vs what I got