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And now . . . Flappr Presents: Dolly Parton - In Mammoriam
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Ms. Rachel Dolezal
Ms. Rachel posts vague video of her apparently reading off a screen, talking about black people being lynched & Haitians wearing ankle monitors. Ms. Rachel has continued to ignore that the lynchings were ruled su*cides or were done by another black person. What a bizarre video.
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@htownrocket78 how'd I do?
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When you take your Japanese bro to the strip club for the first time (amazing video, what a king):
MLB
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A tradition unlike any other . . . It's Friday! It's The NFL Milk-tacular Edition!
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Flappr retweeted
dude what the fuck
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Live look at the GAYMF board room celebrating their recent success!
BREAKING: Galway Metals Inc. shares surge, now up +65.91% in the past month.
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The Clancy stuff is one of those hard to come back from moments. AWFLs are domestic terrorists and should be denaturalized and deported (which is the moderate option, btw)
Natalie Jean Beisner
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Nicely done.
Alaska Senate Democrat Mary Peltola Used “Faggot” and “Retard” in Staff Outbursts — NYT
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We must protect large breasted vixens from attacks by the communists.
Apparently, even game day is controversial now. Go COCKS.
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Average millennial marriage:
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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Praying that Joy Behar is finally right about something . . .
'The View' co-host Joy Behar claims no woman will ever be elected POTUS trib.al/l0goQ7G
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Didn't realize that "high self-esteem and never having to pay for a drink" was a health issue.
Having disproportionately big boobs linked to a surprising health issue: study trib.al/Oy8Km2G
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"The graphic nudity is female graphic nudity, right?" ". . . ."
‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has been rated R for language and some graphic nudity.
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Ok. That's enough.
Ok but to be fair Caleb has taken plenty of balls to the face with no problem at all
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Nobody understands how much a guy like Caleb loves the game, his team and the city that calls him theirs. When you go down and you know you’re INJURED there is a certain intensity of emotion that hits you. All of your immediate goals and plans are derailed: that causes emotion.
I have yet to see a single opinion on the Caleb Williams injury that was presented in good faith.
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Hot take: it's wholesome and attractive that she is proud of her husband.
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Praying that Caleb Williams has friends to massage his pulled hamstring like these boys did. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
US Air Force pilots get messages from their comrades at Ye Olde Iwo Jima Spa, 1945. This spa and bathhouse was established on the Island of Iwo Jima by Col. J. E. Walthers, a flight surgeon for the 7th Fighter Command. 😃
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Me watching Caleb Williams blow out his bussy and ruin my football hopes and dreams 2 weeks into the season:
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By Caleb's reaction - didn't look like a hamstring pull
#CalebWilliams @ChicagoBears By video, apparent right hamstring strain Carted to locker room Hazard of wet weather and early season
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Not having fun rn
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