popping back in briefly to advise you never under any circumstances to go to @nyulangone unless you like surprise $2000 bills for almost nothing
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this hellscape no longer has customer service reps so i assume this will just get replies from robots looking to scam me. but none of them will be as good at it as @nyulangone itself
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i can tell this website is going to drive me mad today so i am going to get off it
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it's not a huge deal but i don't like it when people say "blessed day" kind of things to me either, i find it rude and presumptuous, and the pile on to this tweet definitely isn't making me think otherwise
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"he doesn't have the faintest idea how to turn the keys"
Nate Silver claims to have applied my keys to predict a Trump victory. He doesn’t have the faintest idea how to turn the keys. He’s not a historian or a political scientist. He has no academic credentials. He was wrong when he said I could not make an early prediction of Obama‘s re-election. He’ll be wrong again in trying to analyze the keys.
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my super scientific predictive system can be applied only by me, and if it doesn't work it's because you didn't believe hard enough in it
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i knew she had said she hated the account but i did not know he was her former publicist. do they not have any professional ethical standards at all
That account is also run by Liza’s bitter ex-publicist, and she’s publicly stated that it makes her really uncomfortable. The account also once posted that Liza had outlived her own mother’s popularity, which is so fucked up considering that Judy died so young and so tragically.
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i mean, obviously, no, of course not, but still, i feel this should not be allowed somehow
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i am also not evacuating US citizens at this time
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US citizens can find the airport themselves, what the fuck do i look like, an embassy
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to each his own but i don't think i find either of these images more or less likable than the other. i think zuckerberg's improved public image is almost entirely due to the increasingly flattering comparison with elon musk
mark zuckerberg successfully nursing his public image and charisma to the point where he’s actually pretty likable is insane given 90% of it was just getting a new haircut
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this seems pretty close to an actual lie
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i saw this tweet and immediately thought wow they've replaced starmer already that was quick
New British leader vows his nation will reengage on global leadership apnews.com/article/britain-s…
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i'm not above enjoying this part too
I've dialed up some Hail Marys in my time but this lawyer really went for it
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i like it when you can really feel the translator's struggle
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lol
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do not do this
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