peculiar papaya eating vampire @goodypango
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Every time a European person talks about minutes or seconds, I’m briefly stunned. I forget that they don’t measure time with some BS like kiloticks
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sorry the glass is so foggy I had my first cup in the shower #gourmand
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papaya 🦇 vampire retweeted
a much cooler idea than a barcade (in my opinion only) is an arcafé... here is where you will play Hatsune Mike: Project Diva Arcade and drink coffee and eat the pastry
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papaya 🦇 vampire retweeted
elect me world leader and i will make the smartphones of the world explode and force mandatory enrichment via reading ala middle school weekly book reports with an approved reading list. i will personally check all the reports and fry anyone who didnt read or used ai with lasers.
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a dozen nice white well off 11 year olds almost crash into me several times at 45mph on the nature preserve walking trail that doesn’t allow bikes
I see all the nice 11 year old white kids from well off families using them to take their surfboards to the beach in the afternoon and I feel sad knowing that the small freedom they have in this boomer prison country is going to get taken away because of the bottom quintile.
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papaya 🦇 vampire retweeted
Seeing sexually stimulating images all the time on the for you page is just irritating. Can we be honest.
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These trendy brunch places are getting out of hand. I’ll have the waffles. “Is the hot honey peach miso maple okay?” You know what? It’s not okay, you reprobate
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Back in the 2000s, a gamer could play JRPGs, shmups, fighting games, visual novels, and platformers all in the same week.
He knew these were distinct genres but there was no modern pressure for him to specialize in one like an insect
He could complete 1 game a year. It was okay
the obsession with games having a tangible progression system is a prison. imagine having only an hour a day to play and choosing to waste it on an RPG
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There used to be a lot of this type of heavy set buzzcut wigger dude who owned a playstation. They always had kids and were typically seen with a backwards hat
They made up 35% of Cleveland’s population in 2004
I don’t really miss them but they’re just not making more of them
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