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Writing an AO3 summary is actual hell
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
sexiest man alive btw
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Ava to Janine:
god you're the worst. i've Got to fuck you
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Ava definitely goes off on whoever gets Janine order wrong at restaurants😭 #avanine
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
ts makes me giggle like she really smiled hard as hell at being called miss teagues
Ava soft launching her marriage with Janine #avanine
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I mean... Would it kill them to ask around
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Ava soft launching her marriage with Janine #avanine
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me+roomate+olive garden=perfect evening sorted
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sigh
I picked up two shoujo manga and this was the main trio dynamic in both of them
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
OMG THE PIGTAILS SHES SO FKN CUTEEE
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Hot Nerd with her Cute Dorky wife
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
rereading my own fic, kicking my feat and giggling as if i didn’t write that shit myself
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
when im in a competition to match with my wife but im up against quinta and janelle
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Something's going on with these two...
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
shes so fucking hungry 😭 #avanine
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
🥰🥰🥰
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Yall would literally look me dead in my eyes and tell me Ava and o’shit have a healthy relationship and that baffles me 😭😭😭
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abbi 🍉 retweeted
this scene is always so cute to me cuz its clearly the beginning of lunch and ava is just hanging out reading her magazines pouring ungodly amounts of sugar in her coffee as shes listening to janine yap away absolutely ignoring her own lunch in favor of having avas attention
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I miss hacks 😪
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