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ISO: a chicken tender daddy It's like a sugar daddy, but they bring me tendies every afternoon

Comic by @/adamtotscomix

Ol @PissedOffMO got butthurt when I called him out on using the R slur. He is just as much of a hypocrite as the maga people he claims to hate

So what exactly ARE El-Sayed's so-called ties to terrorism. His half-sister (raised by his mother) said his mother was a member of it in the 70s. A few things about that. 1. The Muslim Brotherhood had already denounced terrorism. 2. El-Sayed wasn't even born. 3. El-Sayed was raised by his father and step-mother since he was 3. 4. The Muslim Brotherhood wasn't even declared a terrorist organization by the US until the Trump Administration did so in January of this year. 5. The specific allegations that led to the designation only happened in the last two years. 6. The allegations haven't been proven, and the Egyptian chapter has denied them. So 50 years before these things happened, and 10 years before he was born, his mom belonged to them. If this sounds like Obama's Brother Part 2, it's because it is. This isn't about truth. It's about smuggling in racist assumptions.

New wedding vow just dropped

Oh, I don't know. Maybe universal healthcare, abortion rights, LGBTQIA rights, ending the was with Iran, stopping the Palestinian genocide, and education reform for a start.

I am very upset at the lack of muscle mommies on my feed

if i take a walk in my little walkable neighborhood to buy fresh flowers and crunchy nectarines and i see your tesla loudly flip in the air and destroy my serenity, i will blow up your car with a rocket launcher

I've been living in Missouri for approximately 231,200 hours. Where is my $4,816,500,000?

I'd take myself out before a man had the chance to

If I lived in KS, I would vote for the woke pastor

This boy out here thinking science and the scientific method are the same thing

What's a fruit?

Women are so cute

If you're a person and you're voting red for the midterms, I assume you're a pedophilic white supremacist

Birds. Any bird.

I think the world could heal itself of we just started putting raps about a movie in the end credits again

St. Louis enters the chat