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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
The journey of City fans denial & ignorance: - We're not state owned! - We're not guilty! - Ornstein leaks were just rumours! - The one not guilty charge was the worst one! - They can't punish us, or we'll punish them! - Interfering is good, the rules are bullshit! - We're not guilty, because we're appealing! It isn't even five stages of grief anymore. It is delusional, it is borderline insane behaviour what they use to cope & it has only been a week & a half since the verdict.
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Jay from The Inbetweeners has a message for the Man City fans 😂😂😂
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Replying to @Lloyd_T_J
As someone said if you steal ingredients from a supermarket you cannot justify it by saying but look at the wonderful cake I made. Theft is theft. When you are caught stealing the crown jewels you have to give them back or have them taken back. You cannot wear a stolen crown and pretend to be the king.
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
Relegating Man City would actually let them off lightly. My punishment: -35 points for their next FIVE Premier League seasons. And no Champions League qualification during that period, by any route. The punishment is fixed. The consequences aren't. Get 100 points? Congratulations, you've got 65. Enjoy the Europa League. Have a normal City season? You're finishing mid-table. Have a bad one? You're in a relegation fight. Here's the best bit, if they DO get relegated, the clock stops. They don't get to spend a year battering Championship teams, come straight back up and call the punishment served. They return to the Premier League and the -35 is sitting there waiting for them. After a couple of years without title races or Champions League football, maybe players leave. Maybe recruitment gets harder. Maybe maintaining a '90-point team' gets harder too. Five Premier League seasons. No title race. No Champions League. No easy reset. Just £1bn worth of squad fighting for 10th. Beautiful. #MCFC
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Replying to @TheFootballFeed
This is the usual “too big to fail” copium. The league is not going to collapse because one club drops. 1. “Billions will switch to the Championship just to watch City” No they won’t. The Premier League’s pull is the competition as a whole: title races, derbies, United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle, Villa, etc. People don’t cancel Sky/NBC/beIN because one team is in the second tier. City already got relegated in 2001. The Premier League didn’t die. Nobody “followed them to Division One” in 1998 either. 2. “The Premier League will lose relevance” The product is 20 clubs, unpredictability, and global rights already sold. International rights now bring in more than domestic ones. Broadcasters buy the league, not one shirt. Leicester won the title and later fell out of the top flight. The league kept growing. City being good for a decade didn’t invent the Premier League’s audience. 3. “We were the ones giving them PR in Europe” English clubs were winning European Cups before City were even a consistent top-half side. Liverpool, United, Chelsea, Villa, Nottingham Forest, Aston Villa again now. The PR exists because the league is deep, not because one club exists. If anything, multiple English sides in Europe is the selling point. One club being missing does not stop the rest competing. 4. “Strongest fanbase in Europe / billions in lost revenue” City do not have the strongest fanbase in Europe. They don’t even have the strongest in Manchester. On socials and most surveys it’s Real Madrid and Barcelona first, then United, then a pack of Liverpool / City / Chelsea / PSG depending on the year. City’s following grew because of success and money, not the other way around. Central PL TV money is shared. Overseas pot is mostly equal + a bit of merit. One club leaving does not wipe “billions” off the next rights cycle. The last cycle was already worth ~£3.8bn a year before any hypothetical City verdict. The Premier League’s whole brand is “anyone can go down.” If the rules only apply to clubs that aren’t currently useful for marketing, they’re not rules. You can argue the punishment should be a fine or points, that’s a separate debate. This “the league can’t afford to lose us” stuff is just entitlement dressed up as economics.
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Yeah, we should allow cheating scum to exist because they might execute a one-two pass at some point. Enjoy League three you dumb blue twats
I genuinely can't see people enjoying watching the Premier League without city in it.
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
🎥 City of Manchester this morning 😂😂
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
On February 6 2023 when City were charged, their official statement claimed they had a ‘comprehensive body of irrefutable evidence’. 3 years, 7 months & 20 days later - 1327 of them - that evidence never existed & was utter bullshit, just like we always thought. Guilty in 114 of the 115 breaches, 99.1% of them. Congrats to City on being found not guilty of.. 0.9%. Now let's wipe every memory of them, strips titles & trophies. History will remember them as cheats - if it remembers them at all. Fans can keep their memories. Every ‘success’, every signing, it all has a footnote the size of Abu Dhabi. That’s not banter, that’s the reality now. Client media treated them like a normal club with 115 charges hanging over them. Corruption wins until it doesn’t. As of yesterday it is official. Lance Armstrong won seven Tours. Nobody thinks of him in that light or otherwise, nobody talks about them as if they were achievements. That is City’s reality now, a disgrace, a stain on the sport & that’s all. A City shirt is now the equivalent of a livestrong wristband. Now we wait for the inevitable sanctions. A fine is immaterial to a state ownership to whom money is no object. Point deductions are a starting point only, but ultimately the punishment should take as long to recover from as they have benefited from the cheating.
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
So…… Let’s talk. How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united fans around the world have started a different and new type of protest, the aim is to email all brands and companies sponsoring Manchester united to boycott the club. The fans feel like the Glazers and Sir Jim Radcliffe doesn't have the club at heart and are just doing business with the club. More details in the first comment below.
🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Manchester united fans in the UK are planning the biggest protest against Manchester united owners (The Glazers and Sir Jim Ratcliffe). This won't be a normal physical protest, it's beyond that.
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
Boycott the games. Don't buy club's merchandise. Don't subscribe to MUTV. Reach out to the sponsors via emails. We all have a part to play to kick them out. #BoycottUnited #GlazersAndIneosOut
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There’s a good chance your mini-league rivals miss the deadline tonight. 👀 And they’ll still have João Pedro sitting in their XI. 💀 Meanwhile, you’re staying up until midnight to make the move. Free advantage. Just sitting there. Don’t go to sleep yet. 😭🔥 #JoaoPedro #Wildcard #FPLCommunity
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
🚨EXCL: João Pedro not in #CFC squad to face Brentford. Palmer, Rogers start. Reece James not in starting XI. #FPL
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
Best Joao Pedro replacement in case he’s really injured ⤵️
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I had a striker and a midfielder from a team as shameful as these faux-champions, and lost 16 points to rivals because of it. WC active. Triple arsenal defence as a shield pick. Havertz and Tzolis, can't say it was a nice experiment.
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Commentator: "Sunderland manager called arsenal the best team currently in Europe. Everyone will find it hard to disagree with that. Maybe one or two in Paris will" Bitch. PSG won by 4 more goals where arsenal scraped a 1-0. PSG won the double. How is that even a debate?
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TC - Brunn Miguel Borschh Fernanshh May he rip the blue cunts a new one Good luck!
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FPL Kaarvaan retweeted
In September 2023, Michael Oliver was paid to go the UAE by City's owners & was on the payroll in a league tied to them. He should never be in charge of games involving City. There are 115 reasons why it is a conflict of interest.
🚨OFFICIAL: Michael Oliver has been appointed as referee for the Manchester Derby on Sunday.
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We dare. BB active. Good luck!
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