Do people still serve tiny red frankfurters and small cubes of cheese at parties or is everyone too woke for that now?
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Sydney Swans could have won 4 flags but Josh Dunkley refused to go father son
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You should be able to hang glide from tall buildings in the CBD and surrounds
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We don’t have to pretend Macklemore is good just bc he has good politics, we can separate the art from the artist
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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Who knew those old blokes yelling from the stands were right all along - don’t handball it, don’t switch it, just fkn kick it long
Did you notice the changes Sydney made in their Qualifying Final win over Brisbane? #AFLFinals
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Not only did we have to hear seppos’ opinions on soccer during the World Cup, now they’re talking about footy. It’s not alright
Instant analysis of Sydney’s 141-88 win over Brisbane.
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Just like mitch and his poor wife
Breaking - North Melbourne and Alastair Clarkson have parted ways @7NewsMelbourne @7AFL @triplemfooty
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Just threw my back out brushing my teeth after yoga I’m the most 35 years old I’ve ever been
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There should be another kind of venue for middle aged people to drugs in, dads can’t be at the club
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Harry Kyle kicks his first goal and don’t they all love it, that’s #truebloods culture
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Australia's @abcnews runs story " What we lost when Rabbi Eli Schlanger’s life was snatched away" in Bondi. ABC didn't include the part of the story where he threatened to kill me right here on X and took part in the genocide. Here's what was "lost", less than nothing. abc.net.au/religion/nomi-kal…
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Buddy cop movie about a neurotic high-performer and his goofy Chinese robot partner
WATCH: A humanoid robot training for the “Robot Olympics” in Beijing runs too fast, fails to stop, slams into a safety cushion, and breaks at the waist
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Taking a moment to respect women on my way to the illegal doping and insider betting factory.
"It's an important moment for every man involved in sport or not to have a good look at himself." Former Essendon captain Dyson Turner-Heppell says "none of these things change the responsibility we have to respect women." Listen live: ab.co/ABCListenApp 🎥 @DysonHeppell
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Red rumped parrot on Flemington Road, Parkville
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I can no longer deny that I sold out
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Please don’t tell me we burned our footy club down bc Heeney slapped a stripper’s arse
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Guy waiting at the bus stop with his full golf bag, like the dichotomy is crazy
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If you want to be seriously productive at work you can take some grey market vyvanse or pop on your headphones and groove along to Flight Facilities Decade Mix: 2002-2012
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I’ve received intelligence reports that ANTIFA plans to bomb the Sydney Morning Herald head office
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