Sam@fuiud
Joined April 2014
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Sam@fuiud
30 Jan 2021
[to the tune of ‘shady lane’ by pavement] 🎶 you’ve been roasted by film critics for the movie adaptation of an essay about your wife 🎶
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Sam@fuiud
Jan 4
🎶 so no one told you life was gonna be this way 🎶
Epic Maps 🗺️
@theepicmap
Jan 4
1913: When Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived together in Vienna
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Sam@fuiud
Jan 10
so condescending when the last step in a recipe is “Serve.” i was wondering what to do with this fully prepared meal
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nighttime really hits its stride after 10pm. it's double digits now, no more fucking around
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ryan@ryanallen316
Oct 19
Went nuts at the szechwan spot
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Sam@fuiud
Aug 26
disagree. you should crack jokes in seminars if you feel like it. a good laugh breaks through a string of dull talks. even if it has a small professional cost, don't let the killjoys who would exact it grind you down. have fun in your life
Ric Colacito@RColacito
Aug 26
Replying to @RColacito
6/10 You are not Jerry Seinfeld. Few people are actually funny. Some senior people get away with it, and that's where the damage starts: juniors watch, conclude it's fair game, and repeat the joke. If you're a young scholar, you'll never regret a joke you did not say.
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one small thing substack/newsletters have stolen from us was the variation in amateur typography and web design on blogs. everything looks the same now
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i'm a millennial laugher (imho my laughter is of a particularly edifying variety that enriches the audiences' experience of the film) but it's grunter no question
Cinema Studies Student Union@CINSSU
Jun 14
would u rather sit beside revue cinema millennial who laughs at everything or tiff lightbox boomer who makes weird grunting noises the whole movie?
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i don’t like it when people refer to paul mccartney as “macca.” i’ve only ever seen it written and don’t know how it’s pronounced (“muh-kaa” like the bird?) but it just doesn’t fit. stop trying to make macca happen
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happy Beer Month (may 27 - june 27) to those who celebrate
Sam@fuiud
5 Jun 2024
happy Beer Month
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just exercised Free Will and muted two accounts that have started to show up in my For You feed with bad posts
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this guy is deeply confused. cars before 2024 didn’t move when you screamed at them either
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i joined a fb group called Ohio Road Bike Classifieds when i was living in ohio and buying a bike. i moved away a year ago and will never buy a road bike in ohio again. yet for some reason i can't bring myself to unsubscribe. its posts are strangely comforting to me
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Montreal Expos original home field Jarry Park. They played at the park from 1969-76 until moving to Olympic Stadium.
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we need an emoji for this
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🎶 i’m at the second cup 🎶 🎶 i’m at the quesada 🎶
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Renate was Robbedsve
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malky@malkyyyyy
9 Mar 2021
meeting soulseek user scramoutcha in international waters to trade rare mp3s and flacs
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[speaking into military headset] kokoro kerrisdale has gone rogue i repeat kokoro kerrisdale has gone rogue do you copy
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Rick Mercer really fell off
Pierre Poilievre
@PierrePoilievre
Feb 23
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