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the most attractive hobby a man can have in the eyes of a woman is being a Cleric and casting spells on her dog
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haven’t really been posting my dinner lately but here’s a pizza i made recently. pretty good
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hitting my polymarket bet on how long it’ll be before my wife starts fighting with my mother-in-law on our family vacation and smiling as i get the same amount i bet back minus fees
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gave my wife a wonderful birthday present of pulling up a bo daddy harris video while forgetting my phone was on max volume at 6:45 am
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just imagined a phone game where you swipe grapes into a dogs mouth. you get one point for every grape the dog eats. the game is for children ideally, but adults love it too
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thinking about when i quit my old job and one of the guys in the warehouse gave me a going away gift of a framed photo of his head photoshopped onto a guy holding a handgun with his arm around a pregnant woman with my head photoshopped onto her
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Members of The Knights Who Say Hawk Tuah guild—Lebronkobe (@necrobranson), xxFISHBOYxx (@intellegint), EvocativeChap (@tom_on_here), and ChubbyDonut99 (@futurevictim_)—run a dungeon in Bramblestory.
patreon.com/posts/429-brambl…
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i don’t have an opinion about that clavicular guy because i’m 38 years old. but i think it’s cool everyone describes him with the same adjectives they use for those really fucked up looking pitbulls
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brianna joy gray i defend you and your stupid opinions about cooking. i think it’s fine that you called pizza “oven roasted pizza” and you cut up an onion into chunks and then put it through a garlic press
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Tip: if you're googling the solution to a problem, add "reddit" to the search inquiry to find out what an even stupider dickhead would do in your situation
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It's funny when guys are like "if you wear a safety vest and carry a clipboard you can get in pretty much anywhere 😏" cause it only applies to places you wouldn't want to get into like a hotel loading dock or an employee bathrom. You couldn't get into like, a movie
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mike f was the funniest poster on this site and was a really sweet guy whose talent shone through in everything he did. rest in peace my friend
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theres always one old ass dude who fucks your mom and you look like him and gradually adopt his mannerisms as you age into adulthood
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people will say about modern art "oh i could have made that its just a red square" implying a picture of a dead person's round face is inherently better than a red square. there was a long part of history where it was impossible to see a red square. but you could always see A Guy
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