Hello to the dumbasses that follow me. I am going to do a bit of slight rebranding. Many of you know me from my obsession with 40k, my unapologetic prejudice/racism, and my undiagnosed schizophrenia. What few of you know is that I am a millenial longhaul trucker. Why this rebrand? Because if I get any more content related to my industry that is in the form of wojacks and 'Notion - The Rare Occasion', I'm going to run an H1-B driver into a fucking ditch; not that they need help doing that. Expect a lot more unhinged trucker talk.

>hey there my name is Alan Pocheć, I am a polish faggot in the united states illegally, I sure hope you don't notify ICE at 1-866-347-2423

RT @CenturiiC: The lady and her loyal knight. (she knows every part of her liege )

Bet ya'll feeling real stupid about bashing me on that jeetshitter pedo thread rn huh >But its african same third world

I am understanding why so many women are calling the men, who used this whore like a living frottage device, a bunch of homos.

DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY: “HARRY POTTER! DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?! HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED! I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE! HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME! THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS! HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT. DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR. FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW. I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH. AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE. BUT, HARRY… THIS ISN’T A JOKE. YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE. YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY. YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS. YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS. THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS. THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS. HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION. I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS. I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS. I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS. I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT. AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION… I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE… 5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR. NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.

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This was probably their actual first meeting.. (1/2) #malfoid #malfoy

This is like believing raised Jewish and talking shit your entire life about antisemitism only to discover you're Bangladeshi, my condolences.

Hmmm

Slight inconsistency.

"Succubi are the most terrifying demons of the malleus maledictum!!!" Man has no need to fear demon or devils pawn so long as they recognize Christ as Lord, and have faith in him truly. I don't make the rules, Wiccan larper.

It's always funny how Muslims are becoming more and more identifiable through their art by precisely /how/ shitty their childhood was.

Thank you for remembering Kirk and posting your ghoulish takes right before election season, I was afraid conservatives were going to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory again but you reminded the public retards what's at stake again.

I wish there was a study to figure out how much traffic is caused by illiteracy.

Notice how 'white' isn't anywhere in this post.

No matter how many chemicals you bathe in the Norwood Reaper comes for all.

3 men are desperately trying to stop women from sending themselves back to before the 19th amendment.

They say it's the most depressing interpretation of the Fermi paradox yet.

was i right about this did they do Helluva Loss