if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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pimple in the big year of 2026, bhai mere chehre pe hi aana tha kya tereko jaahil???
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como me siento decidir si debería dormir o no porque amo dormir pero me gusta quedarme despierta hasta tarde
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bakwas master this, bakwas master that, how bout you focus on becoming a chess master for once
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the amount of original sentences i've read today is crazy
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i will pay a white house staffer real money to put on the rains of castamere
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MAMDANISTAN IN INDIA WHEN PLS
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Everything is blue his pills his hands his jeans
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borrowing hope from all the fascist losses hoping the congratulations will soon be directed towards us #hopemaxxing #clappingforeveryone
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IF TEXAS CAN FLIP. SO CAN INDIA 2029. BJP, COUNT YOUR DAYS.
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jab jaago tab horny 🫩
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how long does a happy meal take to kick in?
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they'll put KPIs up your ass if you're not looking
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congress ke time pe cheetos masala balls mein pokemon tazos mila karte the
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CONGRESS KE TIME PE MERE JODO MEIN DARD NAI THA 💔💔💔💔💔
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congress ke time pe mujhme woh baat thi
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congress ke time bina recharge incoming calls aate the
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congress ke time pe cheezein sasti thi
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congress ke time par vitamin d ki deficiency nahi thi
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