much more charming in person but there’s no proof of that here
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ok kind of loving the bleach blond bc I’m at work and just saw an X-ray tech who also had bleach blond hair and we just kinda looked at each other like this:
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when a gay guy loves cars it's like okay brag you had a father
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unfortunately to be the person you want to be, you do actually have to practice being that person
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Gay Guy remake of Memento where he has “take PrEP” and “remember MetaMucil” tattooed
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one of the best off the cuff jokes I’ve ever made was when my cousin wanted to cook popcorn in corn oil and I said “really?? you’re going to boil the calf in its mother’s milk???”
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realizing I really love writing… I could write for hours. I love to get my thoughts out on paper. I should have pursued this more in college but I absolutely hate a deadline. teachers often praised my writing and then regretted having to dock me points for being 3 days late.
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all my smartest friends now have personal AI assistants doing all their tedious menial tasks for them and idk hang me on the cross but that does sound really nice…
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today I overheard a resident surgeon flirting with our unit’s physician assistant by describing a surgery that involves cutting thru a person’s lower lip to get to the bone that attaches the tongue in the jaw and he was like “isn’t that cool ;)”
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Denver wants to be Seattle so bad but they ain’t got the sauce
DENVER IS TURNING THE PARKING LOTS AROUND BALL ARENA INTO AN ENTIRE CITY.
The 55-acre redevelopment could deliver:
• 6,000 homes
• 10–12M square feet of mixed-use development
• Shops, offices and hotels
• 10 acres of parks
• Up to six new pedestrian and bike bridges
The deal also keeps the Nuggets and Avalanche downtown through 2050.
This is the future of urban arenas: homes, businesses and public spaces that remain alive long after the final buzzer.
Every sea of stadium parking in America should take notes.
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I’m really into building mini cities around stadiums. Good way to move straight people out of the cool historic districts
DENVER IS TURNING THE PARKING LOTS AROUND BALL ARENA INTO AN ENTIRE CITY.
The 55-acre redevelopment could deliver:
• 6,000 homes
• 10–12M square feet of mixed-use development
• Shops, offices and hotels
• 10 acres of parks
• Up to six new pedestrian and bike bridges
The deal also keeps the Nuggets and Avalanche downtown through 2050.
This is the future of urban arenas: homes, businesses and public spaces that remain alive long after the final buzzer.
Every sea of stadium parking in America should take notes.
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I love when it’s just cold enough that all the insects are dead except the spiders but just warm enough that you can sit outside with a sweatshirt and eat food without a bunch of flies trying to get at it
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