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Tartarus
~♥~ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ? ~♥~
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you would be SHOCKED at the amount of things men tell women to guilt-trip them into sex. Did you know love languages aren't real? Guess what they were made-up for
boyfriend just told me sperm cramps are a fucking lie im killing men
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I will literally buy vibrators for my friends who have been forced into a "sex bad and evil" mindset. I will listen to your "gross" medical issues. I will listen to your addiction struggles. "to much information" i love information call me sombra bruh. Tell me.
tmi doesnt exist for me like bro you can talk about anything with me 😭
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Replying to @thalibelia
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how beautiful i have become! 🌱 #ironlung #ironlungfanart
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"may i request bloodymary? love ur style ❤️" -> thank yew... yes you may
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cowboy x priest au #bloodymary
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Day 7, first kiss 💋 On every special occasion, Simon could be found at Grace’s place. So, naturally, he chose to spend his 18th birthday in his usual setting: with Grace, watching something together. Well, maybe not so usual ;) #bloodymary
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simon waking up on erid after dying in the blood ocean and being more machine than man. body made from the same material that made up the walls of the sm-13. the pinhole god saw him and the iron lung and believed them to be one entity
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I desperately need shy guy Simon x party girl Grace dating in college and breaking it off after some bad shit happens idk what but they meet again years later and party girl has softened into a cardigan clad teacher and shy guy is rocking leather and metal
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Wrote some bloodymary bullshit for the shits and gigs archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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a tutorial on how to draw simon! step 1: draw mark step 2: see visual #BloodyMary
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Somebody beat my ass and make me write
como é ficar imaginando a fanfic ao invés de simplesmente escrever:
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if i crack open a fortune cookie and there’s a polymarket ad inside i am finding the nearest polymarket executive and killing myself in front of them
For fuck’s sake
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The Kiss #Bloodymary I'm so normal about them...
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Maybe life isn't so bad ☀️ Available as postcards for #CF23 :3 (You get a stamp sticker, too!) Will be available to buy internationally via ACGGoods soon too~ >< #Bloodymary
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everyone say thank you to #bloodymary for getting me outta art block
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My pretty wife 🫶 I would live, die and kill for him
a man you’d go to war for
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This was my warmup today
Someone draw this as Simon holding a really tiny Ellie 😭
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simon who cried for his mother as he died, saved the black box to help a humanity that hated him, continued to fight for his life despite having a brother of eden reveal the truth about the mission and tell him that death down there is mercy, and apologised to objects :(
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