I’m just a busy body who destroys cute sayings. Nothing I say here is on behalf of work.

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Legit. When I need to work extra, I order whole party trays for my husband and daughter. I come home from a long day…and I see these empty trays of fruit, veggies, crackers, meats and cheese. Been doing this since my kid was 5. She’s 15 now.
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Just an update: she’s a science geek, has a dedicated skincare routine, makes jewelry, and prefers albums to Spotify. she’s a million times cooler than me.
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My kid turns 15 today. Remember what you were doing 15 years ago? I do: you were watching my Tweets about labor contractions.
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There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.
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Whew. The aftermath is seen in the river. Stay out of the river. And, since you are working remote and the kids are home…this is the last chance to put the laundry away. Because I know you just binge-watched Lioness…
EXHALE: Normal Monday morning service is underway. No significant damage across the Metro system. Many tired frontline team members worked through the rain and wind to keep the system safe and running. Give them a high-five if you see them.
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Really …friends…stay home. Fold the laundry. You now have time to put the laundry away.
ALERT: Due to threats of flooding, escalators at the following stations have been turned off for safety reasons. ⛔️ North Hollywood ⛔️ Mariachi Plaza ⛔️ Soto ⛔️ Chinatown ⛔️ Union Station/East Portal Details below. Plan accordingly.
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Replying to @sanandreafault
👏Do 👏not👏move👏an👏inch.
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Replying to @LASchools
Same from this morning, no?
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Replying to @LASchools
Translation: game time call.
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I miss the old Twitter.
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I went to a @KidCityHopePl event tonight. I was good to see all those I could. Frustrating that my speech couldn’t keep up.
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My mom would have turned 71 today. I still openly despise our country for being so close minded we haven’t been able to appreciate how pervasive gun culture is.
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Then one day, people dug the holes, threw down rails, put up some stairs, big elevators, and some really beautiful art…and the best friends now see each other every day.
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Girl Scout mtg tonight!
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I have an important job interview this morning. And, I started to feel a bit overwhelmed. So, I was checking in with one of my dearest friends.
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I’d like to share that I just parallel parked the RV on a city street. Did so on my first try. I have won at adulting.
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On a personal note: I hate working on highway projects. I avoid aggressively, and people know I hate highway projects. I once told a supervisor that highway projects are cursed. Anything with a 10 or 5…no.
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Hey!!! That’s Isai and Emily!!!
I’m going to be riding this high all week
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This Russia thing has already played out before. Isn’t this one of the John Clancy novels?
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