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i don’t respect individuals with first name nicknames. like your parents named you danny straight up? not daniel but people call you danny on some cute shit? the name written on your birth certificate is “danny” fuck off dude

I will always say this Cheese does not!!! Go!!! On!!! Dessert!!!!!

Waiter: “Sir, your bill is $420.” Me: “My bill? I only ordered a sandwich and a drink.” The waiter turned the screen toward me. There were charges for a three-course meal, two bottles of wine, and a birthday cake. Me: “You’ve brought me somebody else’s bill.” Waiter: “I’m afraid the reservation was made under your name.” I checked the receipt. My full name was printed at the top. I’d never been to this restaurant before. I asked to speak to the manager, who arrived with a tired expression. Manager: “Sir, we had a party of six tonight. The reservation was made online, and the person who booked it gave your name and phone number.” Me: “Well, I wasn’t part of that party.” He checked his computer. Manager: “The reservation also included a note saying the host would settle the bill at the end.” Me: “Then find the host. I’m not paying for a meal I didn’t eat.” The manager asked the waiter to show me the party. They were still sitting at a table near the back, laughing and taking pictures. I walked over with the manager. Me: “Excuse me. Who made this reservation?” A man in a blue shirt raised his hand. Man: “I did. Is there a problem?” I showed him the receipt. Me: “Why is my name on your bill?” He glanced at it and laughed. Man: “Oh, you’re the guy from the group chat!” I had no idea what he was talking about. Then he pulled out his phone and showed me a screenshot. My name and photograph were at the top of a group chat I’d never seen before. And beneath them was a message that made my stomach turn.