glock ☦︎
@gloccnem

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so studies revealed that women can make wrong decisions at the molecular level 😭
Pearls
@1xpearls
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A study conducted in Sweden showed that the egg can ignore the ideal sperm, despite being the first to arrive.
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there wasn't shit else to do
Minga
@KillaMinga
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Little girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk in 1938
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if Jay-Z performs "99 problems" you'll see me in the crowd like this
Kalshi Music
@Kalshi_Music
Oct 27
What songs do you want to hear JAY-Z perform at the Super Bowl LXI halftime show?
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noone is safe grocery shopping anymore 😭
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if the menu food pictures are faded just know the food is gonna be immaculate
Minga
@KillaMinga
Oct 27
This Chinese food finna be good af ain’t it! 🥴
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its crazy how we might just get GTA 6 before a Drake and Kendrick Lamar collab
Kurrco
@Kurrco
Oct 26
Drake & Kendrick Lamar’s odds of making a song together before 2030 are currently at 21%, according to Kalshi users 👀
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i gotta dim the lights and lock the doors for this
Redd
@ReddCinema
Oct 26
Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake
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why did you use his full government 😭
Cynus
@cy1nus
Oct 26
Obsessed with this picture of Rihanna and As Soon As Possible
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shit smell like happiness & no bills
Jay 🏂
@liljay8k
Oct 26
you can smell this picture
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she really just turned around like “y’all see this mf?” 😭
dior ✞
@deeore5
Oct 26
A bank teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank
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mf was just in class diggin in his ass
Minga
@KillaMinga
Oct 26
is it over for me?
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Pedo INSTANTLY gets touchy with the decoy until VITALY stops it 😳
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this means so much to us small accounts
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im tapping custom tip and putting “$0.00”
Vante🦇
@railedbyvante
Oct 25
what would you do in this situation?
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she going to call him short and he's going to say her casket will have to be guitar shaped
dior ✞
@deeore5
Oct 25
if Kendrick and Nicki write a diss track to each other, who yall think winning?
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Drake singing the national anthem is going to sound like heaven to my ears
Daily Noud
@DailyNoud
Oct 25
Drake will reportedly sing the national anthem for the Chiefs vs Seahawks game tonight.
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Rockstar got mfs turning on passive mode irl
Redd
@ReddCinema
Oct 25
Man says he's going to try his best to stay alive just to play GTA 6 😂
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this the thinking chair you uncultured swine.
Minga
@KillaMinga
Oct 25
Spotted this chair today at Goodwill for 5 bucks. Looks like something right out of The Simpsons
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bro going to remember this FOREVER 😭
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@gloccnem
Oct 24
these crackheads are updating each year
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