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I went to my first US/Mexico soccer game. US won Dos a Cero.
Game ends, Mexico fans start throwing beer. Someone threw a battery?beer can? who can tell for sure. Bleeding profusely, run to the first aid station. Five staples later, I have an awesome war story.
@USMNT @pulisic
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Public Intoxication X 2. Responded to report of intoxicated subject in men's restroom near Section 334/335. Called sober friend. Sober friend arrived intoxicated. Arrested. #BTHOmississippistate
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BREAKING: Blind squirrel accidentally predicts black Yell Leader uniforms correctly.
Texas A&M Yell Leaders
FAKING NEWS: As a part of Texas A&M Football's blackout this Saturday, the Aggie Yell Leaders will also wear special black uniforms.
It is believed to be the first time Yell Leaders have worn something other than their traditional all white outfits at an Aggie football game.
ALT This is fake. Please overreact and share accordingly.
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Zlatko NO DM 🤚❌🚫
When I realized what was happening I literally yelled out loud NOOOOOO
And then I immediately thought of you guys.
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I went to my first US/Mexico soccer game. US won Dos a Cero.
Game ends, Mexico fans start throwing beer. Someone threw a battery?beer can? who can tell for sure. Bleeding profusely, run to the first aid station. Five staples later, I have an awesome war story.
@USMNT @pulisic
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I don't think America should elect a president in 2024. We need to be single for a few years to find ourselves and heal.
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“Texans actually pay more in taxes than Californians do, unless those Texans are in the top one percent of all earners. “
chron.com/news/houston-texas…
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Researchers gave homeless people $750 per month for a year, no questions asked. The recipients spent the money on food, housing, transportation, clothing, and health care. And after six months, only 12% of those who received funds were still homeless.
latimes.com/california/story…
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.@GavinNewsom: "Since Reagan left office, there have been 50 million American jobs created; 48 million of them have been created under Democratic administrations.
The last 3 Republican presidents have one thing in common: recessions."
Full interview: youtu.be/vRmoiKvKcc8
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