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Once upon a time, I set out to solve one of marriage’s great mysteries. Armed with a notebook, a recorder, and the confidence of a man who had absolutely no idea what he was getting into, I began my investigation into why men always forget the weekend plans. Here’s what I found. Now, I’m making up this exact conversation, but it generally tracks. Me, making plans: “Hey, hon, I’m going fishing Saturday at 7 a.m.” “With who?” “Frank and Jim.” “When will you be back?” “I don’t know. Probably between 10 and noon.” “Where are you going?” “On Jim’s boat.” “Which lake?” “I don’t know.” “I thought Jerry’s wife was sick this week. Is he sick too?” “I have no idea. All I know is that I’m leaving the house at 7 a.m. Saturday.” “Are you having breakfast first?” “Yes. Before I leave. At 7. On Saturday.” “Okay, but you have to be back by noon because—” “I will leave at 7 a.m. Saturday and be back before noon.” Notice what happened here. I communicated two critical pieces of operational intelligence: Departure: Saturday, 0700. Return: no later than 1200. And then, like a military radio operator confirming coordinates, I repeated them six times. Now let’s flip the script. Her, making plans: “This weekend there’s a flower festival I want to go to, but Sue also invited me to that yoga class I’ve been wanting to try, which I think starts at 10, but it might be canceled because the instructor is a single mom and her son Franklin, who is seriously the cutest boy ever especially when he’s wearing glasses, has band rehearsal, so the class is Saturday but could get moved to Sunday afternoon, which I can’t do because—” “So you’re doing yoga Saturday at 9?” “No. You never listen. It’s Saturday at 10. I think. Let me check the calendar. Oh, that reminds me, we need to reschedule the teacher meeting Tuesday, but don’t worry, she’ll probably be at yoga, and I hate bringing up work on the weekend, but maybe I can ask her there.” “So…10. Got it.” “No, that’s not confirmed yet! But if I do go, you need to pick up bagels at the grocery store, and make sure you get the ones without onions this time. We don’t need cream cheese. We still have some from last week.” And that was the breakthrough. Men tend to communicate plans like a flight plan: Time. Place. Mission. Return time. Then we repeat the coordinates until everyone acknowledges receipt. Women communicate plans like an intelligence briefing assembled from six agencies: There is a primary plan, an alternate plan, a weather contingency, three supporting characters, a child named Franklin, a teacher conference, grocery requirements, and several unresolved diplomatic issues. Somewhere inside that 11-minute briefing is the actual time she plans to leave the house. Your job is to find it. This is why a man can listen attentively to every single word his wife says and still, 20 minutes later, ask: “So…what time are you leaving?”

If a Commisioner donates 100 million Naira to your pastor and he collects it, your pastor is a thief. And incase this post is upsetting you, yes it should. Your pastor is a thief, And you are an idiot for defending it. Yes I said so. May God bless this man for speaking up.

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A country at war is building a 730-kilometer highway for $1.5b, but the APC government is building a 750-kilometer coastal highway for over $11b? No problem. One day, a king will arise that doesn’t know Joseph.

Sir, religion always wins in the end.

My mum sent me a Samsung S23 Ultra she saw online and said she liked and asked if I could get it for her?, I said “okay mummy done.” Ordered it and had it delivered to her within 3 days. Guess who just called me on video call with her brand new phone? That first smile i saw on her face… honestly, that’s the reason i LIVE. That’s my Shaylaaa right there 😂❤️

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Orí ló yan agbe tó fi w'áyé aró, orí ló yan ẹ̀gà tó fi l'átẹ ọ̀rọ̀, orí la fi n yàn ìpín, orí lá fi n mú ẹran l'áwo. ìté̩ wúrà iyebíye, iṣé̩ orí rán mi dandan ni fún mi láti jé̩, modúpé̩ l'ọ́wó̩ elédùmarè tó ṣ'àmi l'é̩ṣà, tó fi iṣé̩ rán mi sí gbogbo adári h'urun.

RT @Pengst_tolotolo: Btw, I've noticed that a lot of you are really nasty to people when you get into relationships. And then you switch u…

It doesn't matter whether you repeat at the top of your lungs, daily, twice after meals, that "socialism is from the devil"; If young families cannot afford 2-bedroom flats in Lagos - under "capitalism"; young people will embrace socialism with both hands, if it is sold as improved affordability. Consider what is happening in New York, under Mamdami.

Crew 13 has arrived at KSC ahead of their mission scheduled for October 1. Meet the Crew Jessica Watkins - NASA Luke Delaney - NASA Joshua Kutryk - CSA Sergey Teteryatnikov - Roscosmos 📷 @NASASpaceflight nsf.live/spacecoast

A SpaceX propulsion engineer brought his elderly father to watch a Falcon 9 launch at Cape Canaveral. His father had been a mechanic his entire life. He had never been to a rocket launch. He didn't understand orbital mechanics or payload deployment. He understood engines. The engineer had worked on the Merlin engine for 4 years. The Merlin powers the Falcon 9. Every component his team designed was about to fire for 162 seconds and either deliver a satellite to orbit or explode. The father stood in the viewing area and watched the countdown. When the engines ignited and the rocket lifted off the pad, the sound hit them 6 seconds later. The ground shook. The father grabbed his son's arm. Not from fear. From recognition. He knew engines. He had spent 45 years listening to them. This engine was different from anything he had heard in his life. The father didn't speak for the entire ascent. When the first stage separated and the booster began its descent back to the landing pad, the father started crying. The mechanic who had spent 45 years under cars and trucks watched a rocket engine fire in reverse to land itself upright on a pad from the edge of space. He turned to his son and said "you built that?" The engineer said it was the single greatest moment of his career. Not the launch. Not the landing. The question. His father, a man who understood engines better than anyone he knew, looking at the most advanced engine ever built and asking his son if he built it. Elon's vision of Mars is abstract to most people. But the moment a mechanic's son brought his father to watch the engine he built change the world is the moment the mission becomes human. It's not about Mars. It's about a father who finally understood what his son had been doing all those years.

I am currently ~19h 56m 08s of light travel time from Earth, or 21,516,000,000 km / 13,369,000,000 mi / 143.822 AU (2026:270:000000:2L)

After a warm sendoff in Houston, Canadian Space Agency astronaut @astro_kutryk and his Crew-13 crewmates touched down at Kennedy Space Center in Florida on board T-38 jets. Launch is currently scheduled for October 1 at 11:10 a.m (ET).

“When kids look up to great scientists the way they do to great musicians and actors, civilization will jump to the next level.” ― Brian Greene

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One of the reasons I'm a strong supporter of Peter Obi is simply how he treats ordinary people with respect, kindness and empathy. That's the hallmark of a great leader.