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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
Right next phase in the tumultuous ramshackle journey that is my culinary career - we go to Skool skool.com/food-cooking-2213
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The floof is being a total Turd Burger this evening 😭😭😭
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This is nifty and clever way to do bunk beds. Gives each bed lots of privacy.
dorm room design for privacy.
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RT @ArtistAffame: was a lovely day spent with grannies for action. They are so proud that they’ve nearly got 900 signatures on their physic…
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On #AFL #GF day where police are expecting a spike of up to 20% of male violence against women know there is help available 24/7. Free and confidential 👇🏼
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One Nation has admitted using party funds to build a $56,000 shed on James Ashby’s private property. The shed was purchased through a company linked to One Nation that reportedly had no revenue and wasn’t licensed to make or sell alcohol. Ashby is currently living in the shed while renovating his property. One Nation says its national executive approved the spending as an investment in a future micro distillery that it hopes will make money from next year. Party money. Private property. A company with no revenue. And Ashby sitting on the executive that approved the investment. There are some very obvious questions here that deserve answers.
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They can’t make a toaster that lasts longer than seven years and people are worried about machines taking over the world?
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"We don't need unions, we already have workplace protections" It's like saying, "We've already won wars, why do we still need an army?"
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Pancake nails for breakfast anyone?
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Replying to @Roch1Tob
Actually it's a horribly demeaning term once used to describe intellectual disabilities or developmental delays that became a slur so as a society we got rid of it many decades ago. That was until stupid fucking idiots like you brought it back into circulation.
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❤️SHE MATTERS: DANIELLE MADGWICK❤️ 'She was kind beyond words' Danielle Madgwick was only living with her partner for a short time when he ended her life. The 23-year-old was stabbed to death at her home in Kooringal, NSW, on September 19, 2026. Adam Mark Perrim fled the scene but was later arrested. He is now charged with her murder. Danielle is the 50th of 52 Australian women killed this year. Last year we lost 79 women to violence - the year before 106 women were killed. Perrim was previously convicted over the death of a woman in a vehicle incident and was sentenced to seven years with parole after 4.5 years. Danielle's friends spoke to a media outlet, saying she was looking forward to building a new life. “Dani was an incredibly lovely, beautiful soul – kind beyond words," one friend said. "She was thoughtful, loving, honest and so caring. "She helped her mother a lot at home, raising her younger siblings. "She would do anything for anyone." DANIELLE MADGWICK MATTERS❤️ * You can help me get a Royal Commission into the Killing of Women and Girls by signing the petition using the link in my bio (Insta) or go to: change.org/FemicideRoyalComm…. ❤️ABOUT THE COUNT❤️ I document all Australian women & children lost to murder, manslaughter, neglect and other unlawful acts regardless of perpetrator gender or relationship to the victim. This means not all women and children killed are lost to domestic violence. They are also killed by people known to them (ie friends) or by strangers. My work includes Australians killed overseas. Every death is documented at AustralianFemicideWatch.org/… (link in bio).
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I’m sorry, the clip of Zohran Mamdani getting on a Citi Bike while someone yells out “communist!” and him replying that it’s actually pronounced “cyclist” is forever etched in my mind. I aspire to achieve this level of quick-witted and respectful clapbacks!
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A woman was found deceased in a bin at Kangaroo Point, Queensland today. Media report garbage collectors located her when emptying the bin at a unit complex. A crime scene is in place.
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Remembering this vegetarian dish I think I need to make again.
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Oyster Mushrooms || Roasted Red Capsicum || Rocket & Nasturtium Salad || Walnut Pepperberry Tarator || Balsamic Brown Butter Drizzle
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Here we go - some shots of the dishes from the White House State Dinner "The first course consists of yellow squash velouté and a wild mushroom fricassée, complemented by crispy pancetta and topped with a drizzle of scallion oil." Yeah ok it's pumpkin soup with some croutons
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Dessert: "vanilla crémeux with a sour cherry confit center atop a walnut frangiapane and served with White House Honey ice cream" White House honey ice cream - the only special factor is the honey is harvested at the WH - probably rarer now since Trump had the roses ripped out
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Groundbreaking. No. At least the ingredients can actually be identified this time.
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nothing makes me angrier than people using AI to make cute birds or animals. we already have amazing real ones, find one of them you stupid useless cunt
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