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Lake Magdalene, FL
Have a great Lent season, in will see you after Easter. God Bless.
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THE MOST-WATCHED SNL SKETCH ISN'T MORE COWBELL. IT'S “PORN TEACHER.” That sounds almost like a joke by itself. The sketch aired in 2015, with Amy Schumer playing a woman filming an adult movie while Kyle Mooney plays her scene partner. Then Aidy Bryant walks in. She's playing a completely oblivious student who genuinely believes she's interrupting an ordinary teacher after class. That's where the sketch finds its engine. Everyone except Bryant understands what's happening. Bryant's character doesn't. And instead of simply making the situation more outrageous, SNL keeps letting her innocent questions collide with what the audience already knows. The strange part is what happened afterward. The sketch became the most-viewed video on SNL's official YouTube channel, passing 100 million views and even surpassing sketches that had become cultural classics long before YouTube existed. That makes the sketch more interesting than its title suggests. The premise got people to click. The comedy gave them a reason to stay.
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How do you have an all time Super Bowl Team for the @ChicagoBears and choose anyone but Walter Payton as your RB? @CourtneyRCronin #ChicagoBears #DaBears
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I just found out Curt Shilling @gehrig38 blocked me, I guess he doesn’t like Catholics that challenge his Protestant views. It can’t be because of my baseball take with him because I believe he belongs in the Hall of Fame. Weird.
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What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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These Seinfeld bloopers are pretty brilliant, especially the one with Janeane Garofalo
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I’m often asked just how the “hell”…..I can tolerate being in bed-disabled…..for 12 years….without going absolutely crazy+??? Never Getting Out and the Same Routine Every Single Day of my life….with No Relief In Site+!!! I’m also asked why I keep smiling and treating everybody pleasantly, like nothing is ever wrong. The Answer You All Can Learn from…Just Like I Did…..in the worst of it…in terrible times….turn to Jesus and make a deal….which I did…Yep+! I said, Jesus if you tell me all about life and why exactly I’m here on Earth….I will serve you from my bed….until I’m 6 feet under+! You know what….All the Answers Started Coming and Haven’t Stop for 12 yrs now+!!! JESUS HAS ME LOCKED INTO MY PROMISE AND I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER SERVING HIM OR YOU+++! This is the Absolute Truth+++! God bless us all+++!
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I read this book once a year and it never fails to knock my socks off. HIGHLY recommend it. Actually, I wish every Catholic, Protestant and Jew would read it. a.co/d/0iLgpsxo
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Your sin did.
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Looking for a new place to rent after our lease is up, got to save a bit before we can legitimately look at buying, already had a guy try to scam us by trying to rent an occupied house and ask for the deposit and first month up front. So sad, luckily I knew it wasn’t right.
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The Catholic Mass explained 2 The Liturgy of the Eucharist This is the central part of the Mass, where the bread and wine are consecrated and become the Body and Blood of Christ. It is divided into three ritual actions. -The Preparation of the Altar and Gifts - The Eucharistic Prayer - Acclamation - The Communion Rite. The Concluding Rites The Mass ends with brief concluding rites that send the faithful forth to live out their faith. These include: Announcements if any - The Final Blessing - The Dismissal
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Please pray for my family to successfully find a new place to rent by the end of October. Our landlord decided to not renew for unspecified reasons because they don’t want a lawsuit and that covers them in Florida. I know we will be ok, just want to keep my son in the school he’s going to because of the aid he receives for being autistic. Change is hard for him.
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This is better, Grok lines giving out mustaches
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Baby Born Alive at 23 Weeks Was Gasping for Air. Abortion Clinic Put Baby in a Bag, Threw Her in the Trash buff.ly/wFVln0k
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LEGENDARY: When Peyton Manning was absolutely BOMBING footballs at little kids during his iconic Saturday Night Live skit. 💀💀💀 Comedy used to be legal in this country.
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Replying to @DrGuitar
oh yeah.🖕🏻 👍🏻
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Payton Tolle's Smile right before his final pitch to get the Immaculate Inning.
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