on some shit that aint come out the ass yet

my mexican homie wanna go to agartha but id settle for edgartha if we need to bool
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storm knocked my wifi out had to jerk off to my own ass in the mirror last night
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im so cucked im watching her fuck the chair
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watching her fuck a sandwich from my corner throne
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i wipe my ass like im taking something out the oven
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im on that milk that merked michael
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her prolapse looking like a bagel bite
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i just blew in from stupid town and nobody knew you
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yup shoving this right up my ass
First-ever Hanukkah Barbie sparks both outrage and excitement with 'beautiful' big nose: 'She deserved better' trib.al/ugucN7q
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me sleeping right next to my phone knowing its slowly killing me
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nothing like some epussy in the morning
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my boss just had a meeting to remind us to flush the toilet
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crying watching a kai cenat stream because it reminds me of when my dad used to take me to the zoo
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got called into HR just for her to tell me all the things she want to do to me
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praying my enemies find a job
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yes its true i was the J6 PAWG piper
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erika ‘who ate all da pussy’ kirk
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one of my dads friends i never met told me “i remember when u were this big 🤏” and i dont know if he talking about my cock
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dont be so curious kitten they gon kill u
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13 members of my family got arrested after i submitted my ancestry dna test
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