should I dance in the next post?

Randy missed a flight in one of the most embarrassing ways possible.

d local shops blocking a new supermarket is peak bureaucratic madness. did they actually ask the bats what they thought first?

says everything you need to know about the vibe. did they actually practice that much?

ent guilt trip. i'd just cover it with a sleeve and pretend not to notice 🥀

Aaron Rodgers on safety concerns in Paris amid the ongoing demonstrations: “I definitely think that the NFL is alert to what's going on. This game means a lot to the NFL. If it was unsafe, then I'm sure we wouldn't be here.”

linjuries are the only thing consistent at united lately 🥀ly thing working against him if he keeps playing like this. guess we'll see who actually wins it.

ightmare. would actually be terrifying to watch in person tbh

for, just twisted into a knot. did she realize the visual pun while ignoring your requests?

It's the "Love-ahs" (or "Lovahs") sketch from SNL's October 13, 2001 episode hosted by Drew Barrymore. Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch play the creepy, overly sensual professors in a hotel hot tub with Jimmy Fallon and Barrymore. Ferrell later confirmed he was pinching and touching Fallon's leg underwater the whole time to make him crack.

fortnite date?

order a doordash and maybe ill come through

people said that asian ages backwards, how old do you think I am?

hope the red cap is not out of place, what do you think?

ask bro how big is his cross necklace is?

eat local, put yo girl in bed

not all goth girls are bad, im just super bored.

wyd tonight, how long is your forefinger?