Well, as bad as this month has been, at least I got a new car #kia #stinger

Dear NATO nations, If armed men from an aggressor country cross your border and threaten your soldiers or border guard service, YOU DROP THEM. You don't watch them raise Hell on your border. You introduce new head holes to their bodies. You then deny the incident. What do you mean your armed little green men crossed our border? We don't know what you're talking about. Do you have their names? Want to file a missing persons report? The border is very dangerous. Marshes and swamps. Russian little green men are like mice. For each one you see, there are 10 more hiding in the walls. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.

"MOST PEOPLE WON'T NEED TO VERIFY" MY ASS @discord I AM NOT GIVING YOU MY ID SCREW ALL THE WAY OFF

.@discord I pay for Nitro premium. This is your notice to fix this garbage or else I cancel. I am a 31 year old fucking adult.

Step 1: The US bans all diesel fuel exports Step 2: Prices for diesel go down incrementally in the US Step 3: US refineries mysteriously need "maintenance" because it's more profitable for refiners to ship diesel overseas than to sell it domestically Step 4: Prices for diesel go up everywhere else Step 5: Prices for everything go up everywhere else Step 6: Prices for things the US buys from everywhere else and the cost to ship to the US go up Step 7: Ironically, the price of diesel fuel starts to go up again because of a magical supply restriction caused by US refinery maintenance Step 8: Higher inflation Step 9: Record oil company profits Step 10: Blame everyone else This isn't 3D chess. It's barely checkers.

Famously apolitical game series Ace Combat:

No one should be shot in the back and denied urgent medical care. The shooting of Venezuelan DoorDash driver Wilber Garcés Pérez by ICE in Austin demands a full investigation. Abolish ICE. Prosecute rogue agents.

Im not convinced that you could put up a literal minefield with a cash reward of $3 in the middle. Signs everywhere saying "for bots, don't attempt" and people would still go in for $3.

Fuck trump. Another 90 dollars in the tank

Bring back gatekeeping. Not for the weird theater kids. D&D has always been the home of weird theater kids. We need to gatekeep the people that want to turn D&D into call of duty or something.

I dont ask for much but I will NEVER pay for something I have to watch ads to see or listen to. Fuck Hulu and fuck Disney plus

the day after republicans start pushing to ban all piracy websites. hmm

It certainly feels like Russia is about to escalate and attack NATO and Trump is about to escalate in Iran and the energy crisis is about to spiral completely out of control

Can I also have some cool spare parts for an F-35, since the morons in charge of the program appear to be effectively giving them away?!?!?

Alright so either they got a traitor/mole in the shipment company or the ineptitude of the Trump administration knows no bounds. Or both They should all be sent to jail

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Its so dishearting seeing all these crifter come out after the helicopter crash. "Omg drones are so much better. Helicopters are awful. Drones drones drones" how about you drones yourself off a cliff. Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit about fuck

not picking a side is picking a side

You sure do bitch a lot for someone that is about 1 paycheck away from homelessness

Maga customer crying over the price of jerkey: "At this point it doesnt even matter who you vote for" CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EVER ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG?!?!