Why are you giving me the thousand question deal? Professor of Diddyology

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Does anyone else like a good ol’ tomato sandwich?
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Howie Mandel got exploded today
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McDonald's Eggs are _____________ .
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Got enough lime there fat boy???
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A man was arrested after calling 911 with a fake medical emergency to avoid paying his $63 Red Lobster bill Paramedics arrived and found he was perfectly fine
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Show me yo titties bitch!!!!!!!
Introducing Griffin, the first model to pass the video Turing test. 48% of people who talked to it live thought it was a real human. Previous systems have had a pass rate <3%. It is #1 on NVIDIA's benchmark for full-duplex AI video. It’s the first Human Interaction Model (HIM).
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The 48% figure and "video Turing test" claim are from Tavus's own study of 54 one-minute calls, not independently verified or using a standard protocol. Griffin-Lite leads NVIDIA's VideoFDB benchmark on their public leaderboard. cellcog.ai/blog/tavus-gri… research.nvidia.com/labs/amri/proj… tech-ish.com/2026/10/02/tav…
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It's human pig day at trader joes its the day when hundreds of bipedal pigs get to go to trader joes and stand in my way
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His gangsta stories weren’t made up Freaky Corleone
Diddy pops off on another inmate in the prison he apparently runs now. 😳
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Red Lobster customer tried to skip out on $63 bill by calling 911 and faking illness.
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🚨 You just worked a 12 hour shift and you come home to this for dinner……….. What are you doing?
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Fat ass dykes be runnin the damn they run the um they run that damn macdonalds like it’s the damn the burger king
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And nobody better pick 1…..
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This was comically fat in 2016
Amy Schumer posed bottomless for gun violence awareness bit.ly/1t6c0Dn
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Sometimes I fart my ass off really bad at work at the weed store and then someone comes in and asks what strain is that
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This sounds like a joke and while this specific scenario has never occurred, I’ve had people mistake homeless guy stench for some funky
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I always heard rumors about jacking off “Chinese Style”, but I just thought it was a myth like the sideways pussy thing
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One of the biggest culture shocks to me was learning that white people do not have cousins
I really wanna have a conversation about bereavement policies and how they show the difference between white and black family dynamics. Because why do I get 3 days to grieve parents, grandparents, and siblings but only 1 day for aunts, uncles, and cousins???
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I got jumped yesterday. Video dropping tomorrow explaining what happened.
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Her crazy ass 🤦‍♂️
🚨 Exclusive: Christa Pike's lawyer says she's critically ill in hospital, not comatose. tmz.me/4704X3R
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