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Toronto, Ontario
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man women dont even ask for ur income or height they just ask how many megawatts u got
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i scroll through here and every tweet i see complaining about something ai related i think to myself “omp fixes this” and move on
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“big model smell” idk bro u tell me what they smell like
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some months ago when claude was blowing up due to the DoW thing normies asked me if i used it and i would say no it sucks i use codex blah blah well now they ask why im using opus 5.5 and stopped using gpt models and i feel like a chud
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i dont remember this part of the technology tree in civ
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finding a girlfriend is easy just put on ur nastiest fit and go stand in miniso for like 30 minutes
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i think i have an uncontrollable hate toward larpers, whoever and whatever they are. they're the only ones who can get my blood boil super fast.
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this is exactly how it is in enterprise, and yet my manager seems to talk to me only through pwpush
everyone pretends to care about security when it’s in the news but deep down dont. this is how it has been longer before AI, and that’s actually the reason why critical infra is so exploitable rn. the majority of people who write software didnt care then & dont care now. you can say the same for performance, ux, etc. the “slop” people blame AI for is it’s the perpetuated standard of incompetence with 10x the visibility.
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not sure why youd want a agent/bot/dot that isnt omp in a vps with a crontab but then i realize im being like this guy:
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the sun shines on those who bought nvidia stock in 2016 because “theyre the gpu people who make my video games go”
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i imagine prefill is like the model waking up and immediately chugging an energy drink and ripping a vape
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current dating market is fucked due to dataset contamination and benchmark saturation
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somehow it is possible for the average person to command more power than any emperor in history yet still feel like he is losing at life
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i cant wait to buy a fully specced new macbook oled and use it exclusively as an ssh terminal
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every day i come on this app just to get account mogged
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crisp wednesday morning, not sure if manager is stupid or engagement baiting me
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the “taste” guy is wearing cuffed lululemon joggers its over sell everything
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dont you hate it when your girlfriend runs a distillation attack on you to steal your lingo
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how THEY want you to think ai works
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if yo girl is going as a gb300 for halloween its OVER for you
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