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So after being let out of twitter jail for making jokes, what's happened with my favorite covid conscious lesbian geh bar run by literal clowns?
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When I was 16 I got a job application and a box of cake mix.
When I was 17 I had a job interview at BestBuy.
I didn't have a car, and the store was like 3 miles away with no public transportation, so I walked there in a shitty cheap ass suit I got from GoodWill
When I got there the BestBuy person told me that I looked like shit. Which, in this particular instance, he was correct. I did indeed look like shit. I just walked three miles in a suit in the middle of July.
He then told me he wasn't going to interview someone who didn't take interviews seriously and told me to leave.
I told him I just walked three miles, had no transportation, and if he gave me some time to freshen up in the restroom I would appreciate the opportunity to interview.
He didn't acknowledge my request and asked politely that I leave. So, I left. I walked three miles back home.
I was in need of some money, I was absolutely devastated. I felt like such a fuck up and a loser.
In retrospect, fuck that guy. I was just a kid man. God damn, at least give a muthafucker a chance to shoot their shot.
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Mariachi Sailor Moon for Hispanic Heritage Month!
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We just need one season of Coach McGurk interviewing random cartoon and anime parodies poking holes and pulling strings.
"So I can wish for anything, right?"
"Within the Dragon's power, next to anything."
"So can wish for just a beautiful woman who will love me forever and will fetch me beer and cigarettes until I die?"
"Theoretically yes."
"Okay. So here's my question about that. Does the dragon create a new woman out of nothing or does it pick someone that fits the bill?"
"Pretty sure it is a new person."
"See that is the issue. Think about it. A person just popping into life like nothing who only knows loving me, booze, and cigarettes...I mean do think even know general things about the world or how to take care of themselves?"
"...Huh. Guess I never really thought about that."
"RIGHT?! That seems like such a crazy wish to make that could backfire badly like one of them monkey's stick thing."
"You mean monkey's paw."
"Monkey's what?"
"Monkey's Paw. A wish granting item that always backfires on the user..."
"Yeah. That thing. I just don't want to stuck in an Obsession situation."
"What is Obsession?"
"Right. I keep forgetting like you are 12."
"8."
"Man. Really letting younger kids on the team sooner and sooner."
"You recruited me."
"Yeah because I thought you were 12."
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To be clear: I have tan skin.
I was born American by the grace of God and remember a time of both hardship, comfort, and community.
I have served this Country and still belive in it's ideals.
The dream may be dead, but now that we have awakened, There Is Work To Be done
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WITH THEIR MANY EYES, THEY SHALL WEEP.
WITH THEIR MANY LIMBS, THEY WILL CRAWL.
IN THEIR MANY TONGUES, THEY SHALL PLEAD.
IN THEIR MANY FORMS, THEY WILL FALL.
SO SAYETH SPACE KING.
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EMS is like this, but you're poor.
The equipment you have is ten years out of date.
Your unit is nearing 300k.
The voice on the other line is dispatch telling you you cant stop to eat and you need to just grab something and eat it otw to the next one.
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