My name ? algaeπŸ§ͺcrustacean enthusiast🦞; #1 authority on green women πŸ§‘β€πŸŽ€arthropod aficionado🦐; top 0.001%🦠Twenty Two. 22.🧌 pfp by @centipedesyay

Ptonouns?? Big fan of she her
its so cool when you realize a good chunk of your coworkers have mentally filed you away as coworker tranny #2
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no other reason that people have accidentally called me the name of the only other tgirl in this warehouse genuinely dozens of times . besides hair color and ethnicity thats basically the only trait we share
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i wear glasses, have a different colored vest, we have a much different build, i wear a hat, she wears much lighter clothing . there is no mistaking us at all at a glance . our names arent even very similar at all
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DSPGaming reveals his gambit "I have an analytical mind, you may think I'm stupid, that's bc you're dumb and you fell for it all these years that I've been making content and acting like a dunce. Do you think that was just by chance? I am going to remain in the public zeitgeist for a very long time..simply bc that's how I set it up, and you all ate the f'in food..thinking I was the dumbest guy in the room, when in reality, I was pulling the f'in strings behind the scenes the entire time..you didn’t know bc I’m smarter..no one stays around for 18 years on luck"
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gas was just getting affordable almost oh my god man
The U.S. has launched strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Island the night before the midterm elections.
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so hard to focus at work when this keeps playing in my head
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slow ass day we keep running out of shit to do and theyre gonna work us like dogs later bc of it
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daylight savings making my shift an hour longer while the everyday person gets an extra hour of sleep Feeling joyous!
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✨π•₯π•™π•šπ•€πŸ₯Ή is the age of βœ¨π•žπ•¦π••πŸ’– retweeted
You look like you're going trick or treating. Are you?

ALT Cyberpunk Jensen GIF by NVIDIA GeForce

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maturing and realizing my music taste is the equivalent of the video games they show in tv/movies
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SEX is like building a HOUSE. πŸ§΅πŸ‘‡
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✨π•₯π•™π•šπ•€πŸ₯Ή is the age of βœ¨π•žπ•¦π••πŸ’– retweeted
i think i need to have sex
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kind of crazy how most people forget that people who work nights / graveyard exist
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✨π•₯π•™π•šπ•€πŸ₯Ή is the age of βœ¨π•žπ•¦π••πŸ’– retweeted
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this is life when you're 24
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