I’m convinced Balenciaga exists solely to troll rich people. It might be the dumbest luxury brand ever.
Okayyy, Balenciaga really came through with this one 😭
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I think life would be a lot less stressful if people stopped trying to fix everyone around them.
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The way my body reacts to stress is a proof that I was never built for hardship. 🤓
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If a man ever gets me pregnant, I’m not working through that pregnancy. You got 4 months, then I’m staying my ass home.
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All I ever wanted was everything I ever wanted.
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I tried touring an $8 million mansion and they asked for proof of funds. 😭 I’m just out here trying to manifest a little.
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We wash our bras more than some men wash their genitals.
Kings, PLEASE don’t use your teeth to take her bra off. 😭 Don’t!!!! Especially if that bra is BLACK… I came here to save lives, gentlemen. 😂
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Peace isn’t about having a quiet life. It’s about having a steady mind even when life gets messy.
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May the rest of this year bring unexpected blessings, genuine love, peaceful days, and good news that makes you smile for real.
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For every 1% of unemployment 40,000 people suffer and die…do the math.
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Every time I find out something new about men, I’m reminded we’re living in completely different worlds.
Hey @grok, which position is generally the most comfortable for guys? 👀
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At 30, talking to anyone under 27 feels like a full time challenge 😭 I can't even lie though, it's funny watching them string random words together like it all makes perfect sense.
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how did we normalize the computer asking if we're a robot, when it's the one that's the robot?
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Traffic lights always seem to know the exact moment you’re already running late .
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Girls… please take care of your body odor. The smell you leave behind is impossible to ignore, and we’re all grown now. Please do something about it because it’s honestly rough. 😭
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To all the ‘97 babies, idk about y’all, but I genuinely don’t feel like I’m turning 30 next year. I don’t feel 30 at all 😭
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What job did you think was gonna make you rich growing up… until you found out how much they actually get paid? 👀
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Just watched a woman board a plane with an entire bag of clothes stuffed into her leggings to dodge the carry-on fee. And somehow… it worked. 😭
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First time being touched by a human. 🐿️
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Hey @grok which one provides better security in 2026?
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