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not the empty packagussy 😩
.@amazon you sent me an empty package bitch!!!!
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I go to the gym at 8am, it feels like the Tokyo subway I go at noon, it feels like Gaza I go at 6pm, it feels like a Brazilian favela
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.@amazon you sent me an empty package bitch!!!!
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You guys are insanely horny today
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IRS sending me these serious ass letters in all caps 😂 u mad bro 😂🤣
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Original content rewards payout was about the same as the old revenue sharing program. Since they culled 95% of the old program I expected some upward shift in payouts for those remaining but no, it was just a cost cutting effort. Sad!
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Where are you? What is around you? I wish I were there with you.
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I wish I learned more about programming before it ended
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fuck marry kill live laugh love
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Daniel retweeted
fuck marry kill soup salad sandwich
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Beginning to hate the Alexandr wang ghost writer. He had a good run but he needs to be cycling blood boys weekly
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I finished this and immediately got a phone call. Donald Trump has been arrested and they want me to be the new president.
Could you pass the US citizenship test? Apparently, I can but not that well. It's a random 20 questions from a larger pool. Some of them are hard. I'm not even sure which ones I got wrong. taketest.xyz/us-citizenship-…
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Put the word out we back up
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Excited for this film but this trailer has literally nothing interesting in it other than reviews from people who have seen the film
Here is official trailer, You Can See Everything
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You could all learn from this man
I am going to attend mass this Sunday. I miss the feeling of going.
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Insane that iOS has a Default Apps page in settings and you can’t set the default map app or calendar app
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The world if eve said this
Apples are so stupid holy shit
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best Oscar
This is going to win best Oscar Congrats @nathanfielder
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“Why would God flood the world if he’s full of mercy?”
Bonnie Blue held an auction allowing fans to bid for the right to name her child.
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“I can’t sleep on planes” yes you can, try taking back to back 5 AM flights
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