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i don’t have a girlfriend but if I did i would not let her hang out with Chester cheetah
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This was my scouting report and comp for Kyle Monangai coming out of Rutgers. Needless to say, nailed it
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Trader Joe’s design the parking lot like they don’t want you there
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sometimes i worry that i only drink mexican beers to impress mexicans. then i take a sip of mexican beer and realize that the only mexican im trying to impress is the mexican deep inside myself. the inner mexican that all white boys have. gracias for reading
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just heard a man order a pastry by saying "imma say what's up to this bread over here"
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I liked her IG story, now all that’s left is for her to reach out and plan a date
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