*Police officer thinking he has me dead to rights on a DUI*
Me, acing the field sobriety test:
Chris Maccaviti
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Source: With a high-ankle sprain, Broncos RB Jonah Coleman now will miss the next few games and be placed on short-term injured reserve today.
Coleman is expected back for the Broncos’ game against the Cardinals in late October.
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I had @ZaslowShow as a mid-size SUV kind of guy.
Toddler is trying to figure out how to say "truck" so he's just screaming "CUCK" at every dude driving a truck and I am in tears
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He’s running.
Hunter Biden: “I believe the biggest problem in America is not the oligarchy, it’s the closetocracy. Everybody knows there is this closeted gay mafia, largely Republican, that exists in DC. The only reason that is relevant is I believe that internal conflict creates so much vitriol inside a person that they take it out on the rest of the world”
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Chiefs WR Rashee Rice will need to spend the next 30 days rehabbing from his recent knee surgery in a Dallas County jail.
Cc: @tyschmit
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Down the Middle 🅱️ Take:
@lindacohn sucks.
@KeithOlbermann sucks.
Think for yourself.
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He may be a forever *penis*, but it was really nice to hear @dan_bernstein back on The Score talking Terry.
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My Pete: @PlungeFather
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