hackbridgeharry@hackbridgeharry

COME ON YOU TERRORS !!!

 Tooting & Mitcham Utd FC
Based in United Kingdom
hackbridgeharry.blogspot.com
Joined April 2013
Guess who had rolled in fox / dog shit during his morning walkie porks...... And now guess who's job it was to wash him off, which BTW is a lot harder than it sounds.....
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Nov 7
FULL-TIME: Chipstead 0-2 Tooting & Mitcham United
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Replying to @RealTomH
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I volunteer for the good of all humanity....
Alien UFO Sightings@alienufovideos
Oct 29
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The continuing gentrification of Hackbridge. Another couple of "Banksy" artwork have gone up.
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Oct 27
FULL-TIME: Tooting & Mitcham United 4-1 Metropolitan Police
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Replying to @WilsonAsh86
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Football Away Days
@FBAwayDays
Oct 16
The top 10 “most feared hooligan firms”… Is this list correct? Are these places intimidating to go to as an away fan? 🤔
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Replying to @bornatotter
Posh, liberal, middle class, smug, know it all, humourless, sour faced fuckwits.....
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The ongoing boycott of FA run competitions continues.
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I've just arrived in the East Sussex Town of Bexhill on Sea. Described by Lord William Fortinghall in his January 14th 1924 diary entry as a "A fucking hell hole, inhabited by men of questionable intelligence and hygiene habits".
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Replying to @bornatotter @MitchamNotes
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Replying to @mingechops
Must be a Mitcham thing..... Sun's out, plums out.....
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Replying to @NoContextBrits
Agreed
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Tooting and Mitcham Under23's v AFC Royal Holloway Attendance: One man and a dog @nonleaguedogs
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Bertie Ramone getting excited before watching @OfficialTmufc beat Godalming Town tonight 2-0 . It's been a long day for Bertie as he had to chase the crows on Poulters Park earlier as well..... ##Frenchie
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Replying to @MesserBest
Rangers, Celtic and quality in the same sentence.....
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Spursy
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Just seen the Tottenham result
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Good to see this horrible old shitbag at @TootingBecFC v @Bexhill_United today. As per usual @bornatotter was foul mouthed and aggressive and giving out "Gang Signs" at the game. Cheers Joc for the photo....
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A great night out.... Just got in @CFCROYALBLUE @anthonytmufc and Dom dragging me into some moody Irish pub to celebrate. Got to love a Terrors away victory
Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Sep 11
FULL-TIME: SC Thamesmead 0-3 Tooting & Mitcham United
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Replying to @bornatotter @OfficialTmufc @RambleTooting @TMUFCPodcast @iamsam28 @tootingnewsie @anthonytmufc @ComCoFL @PearlCGroup @MercerTaylor1 @SkipitLondon @TMMembersclub1 @TMUnited_Org
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Replying to @BurghillGirl
Meet Bertie Uranus....
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Sep 5
FULL-TIME: Tooting & Mitcham United 0-2 Fleet Town
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Podcast Alert !!!!! @TMUFCPodcast @anthonytmufc @OfficialTmufc Next episode soon !!!!!!!
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 31
FULL-TIME: Epsom & Ewell 2-3 Tooting & Mitcham United
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 31
CORRECTION: Tooting & Mitcham United goal - Antonio Simeone (90+2')
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Replying to @botchedalism @IllegalTim
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 18
FULL-TIME: Redhill 4-0 Tooting & Mitcham United
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Replying to @cvhdavidblues @mingechops @bornatotter
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Replying to @bornatotter @cvhdavidblues
We had our top table boys out but the Old Bill stopped us when we were plotting up in The Goat pub. Some Bertie Smalls type of plum of a geezer probably saved your bacon pal.... Jog on muggy bonehead
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 15
FULL-TIME: Yateley United 1-0 Tooting & Mitcham United
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Replying to @TransferCunt
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Replying to @bornatotter
I write erotic poetry and have been invited to chair the annual Carshalton literary event held at the Unified Carshalton Church of Satan. My poem has been nominated for a prize. "Had a wank up by Rose Hill, Sniffed some glue, now I feel ill"
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Replying to @BurghillGirl @BradfemlyWalsh
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Replying to @AntrimMan85 @phil_steventon8
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Replying to @RealTomH
No mate, this little darling has told me I can't go
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 8
GOAL: Petts Wood & Holmesdale 1-1 TOOTING & MITCHAM UNITED - Sonny Harnett-Balkwill (18')
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Replying to @RealTomH
Wouldn't last two minutes down here.
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 8
GOAL: PETTS WOOD & HOLMESDALE 1-0 Tooting & Mitcham United - Michael Fenn (2')
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Replying to @bornatotter
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Tooting & Mitcham United FC
@OfficialTmufc
Aug 1
FULL-TIME: Tooting & Mitcham United 1-2 Camberley Town
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Replying to @MesserBest @grok @TreborRhurbarb
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Replying to @SpennymoorTownL @bornatotter
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No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits
Jul 28
What the fuck is going on in that room?
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Replying to @anthonytmufc @The_Lord_Lucan
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Replying to @RealTomH
People can be strange.
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Replying to @bornatotter @PieNonLeagueDog @Saltdeanfc
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Replying to @PieNonLeagueDog @bornatotter @Saltdeanfc
#Ankle
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Replying to @TreborRhurbarb
You'll be fine 👍
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Replying to @dog_rates
Bertie says Hi
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I'd like to see some Messi magic tonight but hope Spain win this. #ArgentinaVsEspaña
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Replying to @AlasdairRoss @reformparty_uk
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Close.... But yet,so far.....
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Bornatotter@bornatotter
Jul 14
Quarters and the mid game half hour break will be normalised in the Premier League by next season nailed on. Imagine what the “glitzy entertainment” will be at Palace. A drunk old fella from West Croydon fondling a dog while his mate plays Glad All Over on a kazoo.
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Replying to @CFCROYALBLUE @bornatotter
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I was on a train once trolling @bornatotter, obviously this involves men in underpants. I had the gallery on my phone up and had loads of photos of old men in pants. I then realised the woman sitting next to me was watching me look rather worried.
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#Later
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@kikillo
Jul 12
hahaha alright dude take it easy see you later
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Happy in Hackbridge
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As England head into extra time in their game with Norway, one Hackbridge resident has had enough excitement for one evening
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Replying to @jonkenny27
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"Say that again and I'll punch your fucking teeth down your throat"....
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Replying to @bornatotter @cvhdavidblues
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Replying to @jonkenny27
God Save Tony Robinson
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Happy in Hackbridge
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Replying to @tim_rolls
I was at the Roundhouse when the brothers Ramone came over on their next tour... 100% game changer for me
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I went to bed when Argentina were 1-0 up...... So missed the good bit
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Replying to @AntrimMan85
Your kitchen must be a place of wonder and magical surprises
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You seaside wet wipes wouldn't last two minutes up here.
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YES !!!!!!!!!!!
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