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@andyburnham Your argument on independence is democratically incoherent... If sovereignty belongs to the people, their right to revisit the constitutional question cannot logically expire because a foreign PM in Westminster declares it “settled”. #ScottishIndependence #UDI
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Jock Tamson's Bairn retweeted
This should be front and centre of every news story on BBC Scotland and STV. A Parliament voted for by around 70% of Scotland’s electorate is at risk of having some of its powers removed by a Party rejected by Scots for over 70 years. It should be the major headline but it won’t.
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Scotland needs Reform England, like a hole in the heid....
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My dream home ❤️
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We're aw Jock Tampson's bairns... #ScottishIndependence
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“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” #NoMoreWar
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Jonathan Ross has started cataloguing his chocolate collection for the third time. I see he's up to his old Twix again...
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I want to break free @DrBrianMay 🎶 🎶 #ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Sunak was right after all.... @BBCScotland @BBCScotlandNews
NEW: BBC Scotland is to become online only as the broadcaster pushes ahead with sweeping cuts aimed at saving £500 million 🚨 thenational.scot/news/266106…
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Sorry I'm late, stuck in a Highland traffic jam.... #ScottishIndependence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Earlier today I swallowed two pieces of string and they came out tied together, I shit you knot....
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❤️ Scotland, sexy mountains...
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Jock Tamson's Bairn retweeted
English Labour today is saying Scotland needs to do better...I don't disagree, but when those asking perform much worse, the hypocrisy is laughable.
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❤️ Scotland, sexy language...
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Dunno about your news feed but I'm getting the impression that Mossad is offering 10 grand to anyone willing to post "I am a Zionist" on their X profile?
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Damn it. I just said it... Where's my 10k you genocidal maniacs!
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Me singing in Church earlier today...
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"If you can't handle me at my worst, you certainly don't deserve me at my best." - Adolf Hitler (Tinder profile)
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❤️ Scotland, sexy bridges... #ScottishIndependence
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The time has come for a Scottish Unilateral Declaration of Independence. UN Resolution 1514 affirms peoples’ right to self-determination. The ICJ confirmed UDI is not prohibited by international law. #ScottishIndependence
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