i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird
17
2,754
12,884
250,892
when you’re in love you start understanding more kinks like yeah i guess it would be hot if she squished jello with her ass cheeks
35
1,649
33,822
379,423
is uncle pussy just my algorithm or is everyone else getting that
83
779
12,875
106,509
the aisles of this grocery store are filled with sexual tension
1
3
33
1,014
let me talk to you
1
40
725
“here’s a little something i learned in china”
4
49
3,174
talking her through it but i keep saying “uhhh what’s that one word?”
1
22
677
ahhhh cool the monthly dream about all my teeth falling out to remind me how stressed and little control of my own life i have, i forgot
4
2
60
1,324
all metals are precious to me
12
717
5,648
65,546
half way through a tv series #timetoquit #foundanewinterest
1
7
71
1,253
compassion for bugs gap relationships don’t work
4
20
973
3
1,024
8,545
82,366
cry count is already at 6 for today
2
52
943
cute girl saw me struggling to push on the door to leave the building because there’s a mild breeze outside #alittleweakwithit
2
32
561
i hate walking into places and there’s two people standing next to each other behind the counter idk which one i’m supposed to look at while talking so i either rudely pretend one doesn’t exist or dart my eyes back and forth really fast
1
12
416
on the first date pulling out my phone after every question to confirm if the answer i’m thinking of is the actual thing i’m thinking
20
476
who wins in sense and sensibility? the sense or the sensibility
6
344
misread the vibe and it worked out in my favor
2
27
463
rage baiting the pee doctor by being too hydrated
1
27
423
saw a leaf fall this morning
19
7,387
47,357
629,843