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Following a cross check by Seattle on Olofsson that took him out of the game, Captain Stone DROPPED THE GLOVES with Montour 🥊🥊🥊
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here’s a bit about the clear cds for “stapler” that we’ll have on tour
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Can’t believe there are still people unaware about jesse l*cey in the big 26 are we all collectively That Dumb
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When replying to reddit comments about solutions you should reply like it's an essay question with a required word count and just repeat the same thing
"Thanks, deleting the y file from the x folder and changing this fixed my issue"
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George: The girl I went out with last night had unc pussy!
Kramer: Ohhh there's no coming back from unc pussy
Elaine: What's unc pussy? Do I have unc pussy?
Kramer: If you have to ask if you have unc pussy, you don't have unc pussy
Jerry: Actually it's ephebophile
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Hey!
Enter the following codes in your territories to receive the #SpiderMan: Brand New Day PlayStation avatars.
You entre the code via PlayStation Store either web, console or app whatever works.
US Webheads: NA - 726X-HNE4-P22M
EU Webheads: RG8L-32NF-3NLP
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this thing looks way cooler than it sounds
big ass tour starts next week. added provo, utah. low tickets in LA
@pennyguarantee bought a miku guitar
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STOP using ChatGPT.
STOP using Grok
STOP using Gemini.
STOP using Claude.
STOP using generative AI.
SAVE the planet instead.
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right wingers when millionaires tax: making $1 million a year is not that much! they worked so hard!!
right wingers when ferry workers: you make $150,000??? Shut up and be grateful!!
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being stuck on a video game puzzle and looking up a tutorial on youtube and all the videos are 30 seconds long
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psa to all the Thought Leaders on here: using an LLM to write all of your posts is instantly clocked by, and makes you look like a midwit to, the intelligent people you're trying to imitate and impress
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people think its just the Destiny debate but dont remember the Sargon of Akkad talks, the Breitbart interview, the meltdowns on twitter, the great replacement theory shit or how he was talking about immigrants diluting the white gene pool despite being iranian and not white.
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NOW DO "MINECRAFT GAMEPLAY IN DEVIL MAY CRY 3"
"LADY, WE'RE IN MINECRAFT"
HAHAHAHA
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I Don't Want To Play Your AI-Generated Mod That Puts Skate 3 Inside Of Modern Warfare 2 Inside Of Minecraft: kotaku.com/i-dont-want-to-pl…
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