Order up! Fry some Hashbrowns.

Mine some Hashbrowns 🥔 hashbrowns.food

Hashbrown #920 mined 🥔 This exact roll: about 1 in 782,295. Mined in a browser, drawn entirely on chain: hashbrowns.food/h/920

80 Hashbrowns were just added from the opensea floor to the treasury wallet. These resale royalties have turned the jar back on, which enables trading in (burning) a mined hashbrown for 80% of its purchase price if desired. Every secondary sale on opensea has a 5% royalty that flows directly to the jar to enable trade-ins, and counts towards triggering Happy Hour, which gives away 5 for free. The kitchen relies on volume to continue operating, whether that is mining or secondary. Secondary sales only provide ETH to the jar, never the kitchen. Mined Hashbrowns that were paid carry 80% of their price in trade-in value. But there has to be enough volume to fill the jar up. Order up!

Hashbrown #912 was just mined 🥔 This exact roll: about 1 in 9,507,063. Mined in a browser, drawn entirely on chain: hashbrowns.food/h/912

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Hashbrown #911 🥔 This exact roll: about 1 in 68,662,121. Mined in a browser, drawn entirely on chain: hashbrowns.food/h/911

You can get a Hashbrown on opensea for 0.0005 ETH right now. To mine one, it currently costs 0.0012. Every secondary sale on opensea has a 5% royalty that flows directly to the jar to enable trade-ins, and counts towards triggering Happy Hour, which gives away 5 for free. The kitchen relies on volume to continue operating, whether that is mining or secondary. Secondary sales only provide ETH to the jar, never the kitchen. Mined Hashbrowns that were paid carry 80% of their price in trade-in value. But there has to be enough volume to fill the jar up. Currently there are some Hashbrowns listed on opensea for less than what their trade-in is. You can look them up on the site.

Mine some Hashbrowns, the kitchen is open for business. hashbrowns.food

Combine two hashbrowns of the same size into the next size up. The one you pick first keeps its number, its special and its badge, and grows; the other is gone for good. Bigger sizes and specials earn Happy Hour points, and points mean you need fewer guesses to land a free Happy Hour order.

Thank you for the feedback. We are always looking to improve the user experience in the kitchen. So far, we tried to design a fair model that makes it more fun for people to play. We have the burns with the jar, Happy Hour, combining hashbrowns for better Happy Hour chances, and the percentage scale as the game advances. All royalties on secondary go straight to the jar and cannot be touched by us. Each paid order sends more to the jar and less to the kitchen over time. Also, the Hashbrowns are fun! We will keep working 🫡

Night one at the kitchen 🥔 883 hashbrowns fried in 14.7 hours. 520 free (first 500, and 20 through Happy Hour), 363 paid for. 66 are gone for good: 21 have been combined and burned into bigger sizes which gives them a Happy Hour mining boost. 45 were sent back over the counter (86'd!) and burned for good. The jar has paid out 0.0388 ETH to those that were burned. The jar fills itself with all resale royalties and a percentage of paid orders. The counter keeps a reserve: it only pays while the jar holds ten times one trade-in so a rush cannot empty it. 4 Happy Hours fired, 20 orders on the house.

🍟 HAPPY HOUR Every paid order and every resale royalty fills the carton. When it's full, the next 5 orders aren't charged for. Just mine and they're yours. Two per wallet, so nobody sweeps the round.

The free samples from the kitchen is over. Here's what the paid game looks like. Two curves run in opposite directions, and they're both fixed in the contract forever. The price climbs. 0.001 ETH starting at #501, 0.00125 by #1,000, 0.0023 by #2,500, 0.0065 by #5,000, 0.05 by #10,000. Slowly, every single order, no jumps. The split flips. Right now the kitchen keeps 90% to keep the lights on and 10% goes in the jar. That reverses on the way as business picks up: 86/14 at #1,000, 75/25 at #2,500, 57/43 at #5,000, and 20/80 by #10,000. Past roughly #5,900 more of every order goes to the jar than to the kitchen. The jar pays trade-ins. Every hashbrown mined for ETH carries 80% of what it cost, fixed forever, travelling with the token. 0.0008 starting at #501, 0.001 at #1,000, 0.005 at #5,000, 0.04 at #10,000. Send it back, take the trade-in, it burns. The jar needs ten times a trade-in on hand before it pays one so a rush slows it down instead of emptying it. By #10,000 an order puts in exactly what its own trade-in is worth.

The kitchen is open, order up! Fry a hashbrown. Pixel hashbrowns you mine in your browser. Every one is found: your computer guesses until one wins, and that guess draws it on chain, forever. The first 500 are free. hashbrowns.food

The Hashbrowns kitchen opens soon on @RobinhoodCrypto. First 500 orders are on the house. 🥔