Your next JPEG should come with land. Not another metaverse plot. Real land, with five years of cultivation included and profits helping fund more assets. I dedicated like 3 days of my life to writing it, so pls read.

I built HypeMeter in 4 hours with Jev + Minds. Its best trick is saying no, and deciding what is likely a rug vs real hype. I am giving away an Argonaut NFT to reward Beta testers. Yes, that's you. Every "alpha bot" screams BUY. None of them tell you which cheap listings are cheap for a reason. So I wired two things together: Jev by @typesafeai . It does not write essays. It answers typed questions: pick one, score this, yes or no. About a third of a second per decision, cheap enough to judge every cheap listing instead of a shortlist. Minds by @hellominds_ . Your own AI agent. Tell it your strategy in plain words ("Argonauts under 0.3, grade A or better") and it messages you one digest a day, pings you whenever steals are available. First full sweep: 898 listings across 20 collections, including Robinhood (of course). Calls that survived: one. And that one was my own bug: an "83% edge" that was a 2-item bid read as one. The sanity check now kills those before anyone sees them. That is the product. Most cheap NFTs are traps, and it says so. It also hunts rares priced under what their trait actually sells for. Yesterday it flagged an Argonaut with a 1-in-70 palette, listed at 0.79 ETH two days before the same palette sold for 0.9 and 1.0. No hindsight. Every call is written down the moment it is made, then graded at 24 hours and 7 days. Public scoreboard, losses included. Free while in beta. Sign in with Minds: hypemeter.xyz And yes, the giveaway is real: Argonaut #2764 goes to someone who actually uses it. Every active day is an entry, there is a leaderboard, and signing in before 24 Sept gets you 3 bonus entries. Rules on the site. RT and comment "Jev" for extra entry. Have fun sniping.

Special moment today on Robinhood Chain, and another innovative tie-in of stock tokens to proprietary technology, courtesy of @AnIdiot. The wiring for "First Contact" has now been plugged into Robinhood Chain, so you can take your StonkBroker, Intern, or any other image or NFT, or a text-based message, and literally beam it into deep outer space via radio telescope, payable for a fee in $SPCX stock tokens. proofof.space/gallery I just sent the image of my Broker to space, and the signal is traveling at the speed of light outside of our solar system. It has currently passed the Sun. First Contact with E.T.s could originate on Robinhood Chain. @vladtenev @JohannKerbrat @RobinhoodCrypto @RobinhoodApp

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