christina@hattmaile

big boy, little league

 vaping in the bathroom
Joined December 2016
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Just changed the trajectory of a Lush employee’s shift when I forgot about the 57 empty vapes at the bottom of the recycled cartons
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christina@hattmaile
Jan 7
Neurotypical people be like I’m going to the grocery store
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Fuck I fucking love Prof I will never stop loving @Profgampo
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There’s always at least one employee at the holiday party asking the bartender, at the place it’s held at, if they’re hiring. It’s me.
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I miss my cat so fucking bad man
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Next time someone says turn around I’m gonna do a handstand now NOBODY steal my idea !!!!!!!
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The fart who cried shit
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Put a whammy bar on my keyboard, then we’ll talk
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Hey cut it out stop buyin those fuckin things
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juuj@fruityjuuj
5 Jun 2025
Man, I gotta eat 2 packs of fruit snacks about this…
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So birds are definitely trying harder to get hit by cars, no?
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Holy Hannah! - white people
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turn the lights down NOW NOW i take you by the HAND HAND you another DRINK DRINK it if you CAN CAN you spend a little TIME

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Crying Orc@orc1917
2 May 2025
my job is really stressful but at least the pay is bad
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Jane Fonda will cure cancer and Rashida Jones has the formula to reverse aging hidden in her ass
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I can’t wait to never drive a fucking Subaru ever the fuck again for real
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It should be called a stairscase. I’ll be here all week
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When was the last time you saw someone trip while walking? Feel like people aren’t really doing that anymore ???
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People actively using social media while DRIVING YOUR FUCKING CAR????? You’re insane and a dickhead
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